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Subject: Lets discuss forerunner anatomy

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: SafariTK

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: The Batman 99
Didact what everyone wants to know is do you have a pen0r? If you do since you're so tall is it like 18 inches?


It is, in fact approximately 25. Care to inquire how much I release per load?
Is it a 25 inch Composer?


Index... Master Builder's was a Composer

  • 01.01.2013 3:24 AM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.


Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: The Batman 99
Didact what everyone wants to know is do you have a pen0r? If you do since you're so tall is it like 18 inches?


It is, in fact approximately 25. Care to inquire how much I release per load?


So how did the librarian take it when you banged her? She's so much smaller than you.

  • 01.01.2013 3:24 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: jakster11
Did you stick it in her pooper?

Does she even have a pooper?


Perhaps. Do you wish to find out for yourself?

  • 01.01.2013 3:24 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: The Batman 99


But that picture man. And why you not mad at her? She shot you in the back, locked you in a giant glowing egg and went on to bang your other self.


It is a Forerunner bondage ritual you humans will never comprehend.

  • 01.01.2013 3:25 AM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.


Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: jakster11
Did you stick it in her pooper?

Does she even have a pooper?


Perhaps. Do you wish to find out for yourself?



Of course.

  • 01.01.2013 3:25 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: The Batman 99

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: The Batman 99
Didact what everyone wants to know is do you have a pen0r? If you do since you're so tall is it like 18 inches?


It is, in fact approximately 25. Care to inquire how much I release per load?


So how did the librarian take it when you banged her? She's so much smaller than you.


She's a loose cannon.

[Edited on 01.01.2013 3:27 AM PST]

  • 01.01.2013 3:26 AM PDT


Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: jakster11
Did you stick it in her pooper?

Does she even have a pooper?


Perhaps. Do you wish to find out for yourself?

Only if I can stick it in her pooper too.

  • 01.01.2013 3:27 AM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.


Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: The Batman 99


But that picture man. And why you not mad at her? She shot you in the back, locked you in a giant glowing egg and went on to bang your other self.


It is a Forerunner bondage ritual you humans will never comprehend.


Dou haz nude pics?

  • 01.01.2013 3:27 AM PDT

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Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: SafariTK

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: The Batman 99
Didact what everyone wants to know is do you have a pen0r? If you do since you're so tall is it like 18 inches?


It is, in fact approximately 25. Care to inquire how much I release per load?
Is it a 25 inch Composer?


Index... Master Builder's was a Composer
Well that is just delightful. What about other Forerunner males?

  • 01.01.2013 3:28 AM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.


Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: The Batman 99

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: The Batman 99
Didact what everyone wants to know is do you have a pen0r? If you do since you're so tall is it like 18 inches?


It is, in fact approximately 25. Care to inquire how much I release per load?


So how did the librarian take it when you banged her? She's so much smaller than you.


She's a loose cannon.


So you did marry a slut. But she was that one slut that was different from all the others wasnt she?

  • 01.01.2013 3:28 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: jakster11

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: jakster11
Did you stick it in her pooper?

Does she even have a pooper?


Perhaps. Do you wish to find out for yourself?

Only if I can stick it in her pooper too.


Be forewarned, she has a tendency to experience bowel movements from the slightest form of rectal penetration. Not that it deters me.

  • 01.01.2013 3:28 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: The Batman 99

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: The Batman 99


But that picture man. And why you not mad at her? She shot you in the back, locked you in a giant glowing egg and went on to bang your other self.


It is a Forerunner bondage ritual you humans will never comprehend.


Dou haz nude pics?


My eyes only.

  • 01.01.2013 3:29 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: SafariTK

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: SafariTK

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: The Batman 99
Didact what everyone wants to know is do you have a pen0r? If you do since you're so tall is it like 18 inches?


It is, in fact approximately 25. Care to inquire how much I release per load?
Is it a 25 inch Composer?


Index... Master Builder's was a Composer
Well that is just delightful. What about other Forerunner males?


{--}

That big, erect

[Edited on 01.01.2013 3:30 AM PST]

  • 01.01.2013 3:29 AM PDT


Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: jakster11

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: jakster11
Did you stick it in her pooper?

Does she even have a pooper?


Perhaps. Do you wish to find out for yourself?

Only if I can stick it in her pooper too.


Be forewarned, she has a tendency to experience bowel movements from the slightest form of rectal penetration. Not that it deters me.
ABORT! ABORT!

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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.


Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: jakster11

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: jakster11
Did you stick it in her pooper?

Does she even have a pooper?


Perhaps. Do you wish to find out for yourself?

Only if I can stick it in her pooper too.


Be forewarned, she has a tendency to experience bowel movements from the slightest form of rectal penetration. Not that it deters me.


But shes dead. The only thing that remains is a dream version of her. So its like a wet dream with aliens.

  • 01.01.2013 3:30 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: The Batman 99

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: The Batman 99

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: The Batman 99
Didact what everyone wants to know is do you have a pen0r? If you do since you're so tall is it like 18 inches?


It is, in fact approximately 25. Care to inquire how much I release per load?


So how did the librarian take it when you banged her? She's so much smaller than you.


She's a loose cannon.


So you did marry a slut. But she was that one slut that was different from all the others wasnt she?


Of course. She was the only one willing to perform bondage on me.

  • 01.01.2013 3:30 AM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.


Posted by: jakster11

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: jakster11
Did you stick it in her pooper?

Does she even have a pooper?[/quote]

Perhaps. Do you wish to find out for yourself?

[/quote]Only if I can stick it in her pooper too.


Be forewarned, she has a tendency to experience bowel movements from the slightest form of rectal penetration. Not that it deters me.
ABORT! ABORT!


Psh wimp. Poop is the best lubricant during -blam!- secks I always say.

  • 01.01.2013 3:31 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: The Batman 99

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: jakster11

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: jakster11
Did you stick it in her pooper?

Does she even have a pooper?


Perhaps. Do you wish to find out for yourself?

Only if I can stick it in her pooper too.


Be forewarned, she has a tendency to experience bowel movements from the slightest form of rectal penetration. Not that it deters me.


But shes dead. The only thing that remains is a dream version of her. So its like a wet dream with aliens.


Her corpse is still in my custody. What is it you think I do to it on my spare time?

  • 01.01.2013 3:32 AM PDT
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I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: Galada
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Human begone!

  • 01.01.2013 3:32 AM PDT


Posted by: The Batman 99

Posted by: jakster11

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: jakster11
Did you stick it in her pooper?

Does she even have a pooper?[/quote]

Perhaps. Do you wish to find out for yourself?

[/quote]Only if I can stick it in her pooper too.


Be forewarned, she has a tendency to experience bowel movements from the slightest form of rectal penetration. Not that it deters me.
ABORT! ABORT!


Psh wimp. Poop is the best lubricant during -blam!- secks I always say.
If the red river is flowing, take the dirt track.

In the Librarians case, go for the double mountains.

  • 01.01.2013 3:33 AM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.



Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: jakster11

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: jakster11
Did you stick it in her pooper?

Does she even have a pooper?[/quote]

Perhaps. Do you wish to find out for yourself?

[/quote]Only if I can stick it in her pooper too.


Be forewarned, she has a tendency to experience bowel movements from the slightest form of rectal penetration. Not that it deters me.


But shes dead. The only thing that remains is a dream version of her. So its like a wet dream with aliens.


Her corpse is still in my custody. What is it you think I do to it on my spare time?


How kinky. Would you be willing to share?

[Edited on 01.01.2013 3:36 AM PST]

  • 01.01.2013 3:35 AM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.

Posted by: The Batman 99
How kinky would you be willing to share?


You take her minge. I had custody of her ass for over one thousand centuries.

  • 01.01.2013 3:37 AM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.


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Posted by: The Batman 99
How kinky would you be willing to share?


You take her minge. I had custody of her ass for over one thousand centuries.


Is that what you did in that ball all that time? But how did she even get inside?

  • 01.01.2013 3:39 AM PDT


Posted by: The Batman 99

Posted by: The_Didact
Posted by: The Batman 99
How kinky would you be willing to share?


You take her minge. I had custody of her ass for over one thousand centuries.


Is that what you did in that ball all that time? But how did she even get inside?
Y'know, Forerunner stuff.

  • 01.01.2013 3:40 AM PDT

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