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Subject: Someone is knocking on your door flood
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.

You go open it and its master chief. He just stares at you. You close the door but he smashes through the wall. He continues to stare at you. You decide to go use the bathroom and take a piss. He kicks down your door and still stares at you. What do?

  • 01.01.2013 3:56 AM PDT

Teach him about Forerunner anatomy.

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  • 01.01.2013 3:57 AM PDT

Allons-y!

Fap.

  • 01.01.2013 3:57 AM PDT

Suck his dick while he continues to stare at me.

  • 01.01.2013 3:57 AM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.


Posted by: ifapped666
shoot him with my piss gun


He still stares at you. With that cold visor of his.

  • 01.01.2013 3:57 AM PDT

Stare and ask:
"UgheybrO?"

  • 01.01.2013 3:57 AM PDT

心の中に弱い風が吹いています。

Arrest that man!

  • 01.01.2013 3:58 AM PDT
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deej pls

He obviously wants to have a staring contest, so I compete.


I then point out that he has a helmet, so I cannot tell who wins.

  • 01.01.2013 3:58 AM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.


Posted by: AlmondJoy99
Fap.


He stares at you even harder.

  • 01.01.2013 3:58 AM PDT

Allons-y!


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Posted by: AlmondJoy99
Fap.


He stares at you even harder.


Fap.





Even harder.

  • 01.01.2013 3:58 AM PDT


Posted by: AlmondJoy99

Posted by: The Batman 99

Posted by: AlmondJoy99
Fap.


He stares at you even harder.


Fap.





Even harder.
lol

  • 01.01.2013 3:59 AM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.


Posted by: Lazy bazooka
Suck his dick while he continues to stare at me.


He stops staring at you. You think its finally over but the moment you remove your mouth from his dick he stares at you again.

  • 01.01.2013 4:00 AM PDT

Your average nice guy on The Flood.... D: ..... WAIT A MINUTE....

I'd say "Hey, Demon! The jerk store called, and they're all out of you! Poor you, stolen at the age of six and conscripted into the military, waaaaaah! Okay look, if you let me live, I got the Fist of Rukt. Look, I'll be at the bottom. I'll polish your boots. I'll polish your helmet! It's the gas, haha! When I'm on the gas, I don't know what I'm doing half the time!"

  • 01.01.2013 4:01 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

*pisses on his foot*

*gets killed by him*

*presses X to boot player*

  • 01.01.2013 4:02 AM PDT

Put on the Nanosuit 2 and kick his ass

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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.


Posted by: foreveraloner35
Put on the Nanosuit 2 and kick his ass


You're too fat to wear one. Chief laughs at you.

  • 01.01.2013 4:04 AM PDT
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Try to pull off the helmet.

  • 01.01.2013 4:07 AM PDT

GOAT

Jokes on you, I don't have a door.

  • 01.01.2013 4:08 AM PDT

Invite him to play Halo, but then put in Call of Duty.

  • 01.01.2013 4:11 AM PDT
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"Did i ever tell you the Definition of Insanity?"

stare back

  • 01.01.2013 4:12 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Posted by: Ark Chaos
Invite him to play Halo, but then put in Call of Duty.

<.<

Why not Halo 4? It's the same thing.

>.>

  • 01.01.2013 4:13 AM PDT
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You don't get it son. This isn't a mud hole, it's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.


Posted by: hankysbnet

Try to pull off the helmet.


You pull off the helmet but chief's face is handsome. Too handsome. You are now ghey.

  • 01.01.2013 4:14 AM PDT


Posted by: BerzerkCommando
Posted by: Ark Chaos
Invite him to play Halo, but then put in Call of Duty.

<.<

Why not Halo 4? It's the same thing.

>.>
Oh you....
















Shut up.

  • 01.01.2013 4:16 AM PDT

Im a stove

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