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Subject: Itchy Beard

Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


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Does any else ever get an itchy beard? My beard is itching like a -blam!-ing.

  • 01.01.2013 4:19 AM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Down with beards! Facial hair SUCKS!

  • 01.01.2013 4:21 AM PDT

Dude What.

I don't have a beard. Not awesome enough for one. :(

  • 01.01.2013 4:21 AM PDT

Shave that -blam!-

  • 01.01.2013 4:22 AM PDT
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what is this halo you speak of?

Not really.

  • 01.01.2013 4:22 AM PDT

A competitive players main goal is to win.
A casuals main goal is to have fun regardless of whether that results in a win or loss.
It has nothing to do with individual skill or knowledge, it has to do with the reason you play.

At least you have a beard. :(

  • 01.01.2013 4:27 AM PDT

I get an itchy crotch. Does that count?

  • 01.01.2013 4:29 AM PDT

No signature found? Well that's odd!

When my beard starts to itch I know it's time to shave.

  • 01.01.2013 5:38 AM PDT
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And I don't give a damn if you don't like me Cause I don't like you Cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me Cause I don't like you Cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me Cause I don't like you Cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me Cause I don't like you Cause you're not like me


Can not be touched.


Posted by: ProperPK
When my beard starts to itch I know it's time to shave.

  • 01.01.2013 5:39 AM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


zoobkillerninja <3

All the time.

  • 01.01.2013 5:39 AM PDT

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle- victorious"

My beard is itching right now.

  • 01.01.2013 5:40 AM PDT

side burns do when they start to grow in. but after they get some length they stop.

  • 01.01.2013 5:42 AM PDT

So, you want to hear a story eh? One about treasure hunters? Have I got a story for you!

Nope, I have sideburns and a goatee. Don't feel no itching.

  • 01.01.2013 5:56 AM PDT

There's a word for what I am, but I can't pronounce it.

BFA, CCS - olde and bony & one minute musings.

Doesn't last long for me. Rubbing alcohol or anti-itch shampoo/lotion might do the trick if you're aiming to keep it.

  • 01.01.2013 6:17 AM PDT
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I'm gonna finish it. Just like Jigga did to the pyramid.


Posted by: CamCamm
All the time.


yuck!

  • 01.01.2013 6:25 AM PDT
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"Did i ever tell you the Definition of Insanity?"

when my facial hair gets a bit too long it starts to itch, i just shave it off after that

  • 01.01.2013 6:28 AM PDT

Posted by: Primum Agmen
A tosser is the same as a wanker. To toss oneself off is to fondle the trouser weasel.


Current Gamertag:
JesusWasAHindu


Posted by: CamCamm
All the time.
We don't want to know about your crabs.

  • 01.01.2013 6:28 AM PDT
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Deva Path


Posted by: DecepticonCobra

We are all going to get banned aren't we?

This isn't a bad thing seeing as that means it is growing. Just throw some alcohol on it.

  • 01.01.2013 6:52 AM PDT
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| BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!
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>implying I can grow a beard

  • 01.01.2013 7:05 AM PDT
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"This bandicoot will be my general, he will lead my Cortex Commandos to world domination...

This time, I shall reign TRIUMPHANT!"

-Dr. Cortex

Wash your face and watch magic at work.

  • 01.01.2013 7:07 AM PDT
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Deva Path


Posted by: DecepticonCobra

We are all going to get banned aren't we?


Posted by: Bungie Sam
Down with beards! Facial hair SUCKS!


When you start growing some you might get a boyfriend.

  • 01.01.2013 7:10 AM PDT

Posted by: A sweet noob
Ah, the internet. Where men are men, women are men, and children are the FBI.

I never went through the itchy beard stage with my beard, but from what Ive gathered from suffering friends, is that it will itch to a certain length, but after you grow it out a respectable length, it wont itch.

  • 01.01.2013 8:02 AM PDT

So is mine...

I thought that it was just me. Whether I shave it off or not doesn't make a difference. I either get beard-itch, or I get skin-irritation itch. Cannot escape it!!!!!!

  • 01.01.2013 8:05 AM PDT


Posted by: grey101
This isn't a bad thing seeing as that means it is growing. Just throw some alcohol on it.


Just drink some methanol, that'll soothe it...

  • 01.01.2013 8:06 AM PDT

Posted by: Recon Number 54
Life is a journey, if you spend all of it with your nose in your map, you may miss some of the best parts.


Posted by: Koolen
>implying I can grow a beard

  • 01.01.2013 8:07 AM PDT

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