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Subject: Your personal heaven and hell

RULES:

1. It can't be smexual

2. Don't smartass your way around rule 1

3. Try to be funny if you can

4. New rule (sorry forgot): It can't have more than one theme, like you can't choose to have infinite beer AND infinite books and infinite cars or something like that. Just one thing

HEAVEN:

Infinite library=infinite knowledge

HELL:

Neverending skrillex concert

[Edited on 01.01.2013 7:25 AM PST]

  • 01.01.2013 7:21 AM PDT

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.

Heaven

Friends, boobs, food, games, movies, etc

Hell: Eternal drowning

  • 01.01.2013 7:24 AM PDT
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Heaven: Lot's of Deutsch music and koffee, and maybe jagermeister.

Hell: Being exposed to idiots on the computer with no way of escape.

  • 01.01.2013 7:31 AM PDT

Posted by: MajinBuuuu
Halo no longer has that chess kind of approach on it where two teams battle for map control, working together to outplay the other team.Its now a bunch of sugar rushed ten year old's playing soccom boppers at 12:00 AM.

Heaven: asylum
hell: earth

  • 01.01.2013 7:36 AM PDT

I think it should be allowed to be -blam!- if someone wants.

My heaven would have aspects of sensuality, happiness, knowledge, and the ability to foresee the future.

Hell: a neverending meat grinder.

  • 01.01.2013 7:54 AM PDT
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Hell was always a padded white cell and straight jacket combo, couldn't even kill yourself, that would suck.

Heaven to me is a sort of crater surrounded by mountains, the center of said crater has a wonderfully clear and calm lake in it, and a simple wooden home on the shore. The nights are never completely black due to the firefly dancing on the lake surface, trying to out do the moon's reflection.

Your joke and reference answer for this post is: A room with a moose.

  • 01.01.2013 8:18 AM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow

Heaven: Halo 3 with a constant population of >100000 with no lag for all eternity

Hell: Halo 4 war games and spartan ops for all eternity

  • 01.01.2013 8:35 AM PDT
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My signature is rather loopy and elegant... I don't see a way to replicate this in text form. Do italics work? Yes, they do

Heaven: My girlfriend (just smartassed my way around rule one, sue me).

Hell: A room full of spiders.

  • 01.01.2013 8:39 AM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

Heaven: Living in Middle-earth

Hell: Doomed to wander Brennenburg from Amnesia: The Dark Descent for eternity.

[Edited on 01.01.2013 8:50 AM PST]

  • 01.01.2013 8:47 AM PDT
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Heaven: Everything I hate
Hell: Everything I love

PLOT TWIST: You can now be evil your whole life and be rewarded at the end.

LIFE HACK

  • 01.01.2013 8:48 AM PDT

signatures are for fa- wait

Heaven:Stuck in the Mass Effect universe WITHOUT ANY REAPER INVASIONS 4EVA


Hell:Be stuck in Geth/Platinum/Firebase Glacier as a Vorca Engiee with only a Predator.

Actually let's add a N7 Crusader in their so i can't spam powers

[Edited on 01.01.2013 9:00 AM PST]

  • 01.01.2013 8:56 AM PDT


Posted by: Jump Into Hell
Heaven: Halo 3 with a constant population of >100000 with no lag for all eternity

Hell: Halo 4 war games and spartan ops for all eternity

  • 01.01.2013 9:03 AM PDT

Heaven: FMA:B universe.

Hell: Eternity having to listen to my brother.

  • 01.01.2013 9:06 AM PDT
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Heaven: Forklifts, forklifts everywhere!

Hell: Getting impaled by a forklift forever and ever.

  • 01.01.2013 9:08 AM PDT