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Subject: The next doomsday theory

What actually transpires beneath the veil of an event horizon? Decent people shouldn't think too much about that.

Academician Prokhor Zakharov
"For I Have Tasted The Fruit"

Ok, so now that it is 2013. we should make up a new doomsday theory.

Any ideas?

  • 01.01.2013 9:17 AM PDT

Bacon shortage.

O WAIT

  • 01.01.2013 9:17 AM PDT

Pure Insanity
The point of war is not to die for one's clan, but it's to make the other bastard die for his
Right before you die, there is always a chance to save yourself, sieze that chance and live to fight another day
The best way to kill someone is to fight them with the same weapons they use and make them know you are better than them, not because of superior weaponry, but because of superior skill.
Hidden in the shadows, Clothed in camo, Armed to the teeth. Hunting.

The chickens will rise.

  • 01.01.2013 9:17 AM PDT

13/13/13 - Everyone suffers bad luck and dies!

Prepare yourselves.

  • 01.01.2013 9:18 AM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

We wait for the eggheads to discover a new ancient prophesy targeting a specific date, then we sit back and wait for them to be completely wrong.

  • 01.01.2013 9:18 AM PDT

Video Games will corrupt the minds of children and they will rise up and take control, eliminating all who stand it their way. Any adults who wish to live will be shipped to Africa, and Africa will be renamed "Big Town." The rest of the world will be "Little Lamplight."

  • 01.01.2013 9:19 AM PDT
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I will gather my forklift minions and patrol the world, mutating anyone we see into a forklift which will then join us. Floodians will experience an impalement before mutation. I have begun my assault in Figi.

  • 01.01.2013 9:19 AM PDT

Rain, and Jazz.
Halo: Tactical

I'm either a fool or an inteligent man, depending on how sleepy or angry I am.

I originaly made an account on 07.27.2007 but I wanted to link my GT and made this account. Don't forget your passwords!

2015, Bungie begins taking over the world and acquires nukes.

  • 01.01.2013 9:19 AM PDT

Pure Insanity
The point of war is not to die for one's clan, but it's to make the other bastard die for his
Right before you die, there is always a chance to save yourself, sieze that chance and live to fight another day
The best way to kill someone is to fight them with the same weapons they use and make them know you are better than them, not because of superior weaponry, but because of superior skill.
Hidden in the shadows, Clothed in camo, Armed to the teeth. Hunting.


Posted by: AcedannyK 7
13/13/13 - Everyone suffers bad luck and dies!

Prepare yourselves.


The actual doomsday part of it is that we somehow gain a new month.

  • 01.01.2013 9:19 AM PDT

No, let's stop.

  • 01.01.2013 9:20 AM PDT
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My signature is rather loopy and elegant... I don't see a way to replicate this in text form. Do italics work? Yes, they do

Iran and Israel will wage war and drag the rest of the world in.

  • 01.01.2013 9:20 AM PDT


Posted by: PheonixofLight

Posted by: AcedannyK 7
13/13/13 - Everyone suffers bad luck and dies!

Prepare yourselves.


The actual doomsday part of it is that we somehow gain a new month.
Yes! You see scientists realise their previous theories on the astronomical orbits were in fact very wrong! To compensate for time errors over the past centuries, a new month: Duodecember is created with 32 days.

  • 01.01.2013 9:22 AM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.

We find Halo.

  • 01.01.2013 9:40 AM PDT

"When I joined the Corps, we didn't have any fancy-schmanzy tanks. We had sticks! Two sticks, and a rock for the whole platoon—and we had to share the rock!"

-Sgt. Johnson

Zombies.

  • 01.01.2013 9:52 AM PDT