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Subject: Mark Zuckerberg has died

For withith then thoust cometh.

And left you with all creative control over Facebook.

What do you do?

  • 01.01.2013 9:57 AM PDT
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"Hoc volo sic iubeo. Sit pro rationes voluntas." - Juvenal

"Scio me nihil scire." - Socrates

Deceiving title is deceiving.

  • 01.01.2013 9:58 AM PDT
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My XBL is my account´s name not the alligned winner one :)

I like how it is now.

  • 01.01.2013 9:58 AM PDT

I am the Carpet man they talk about... I jump from star to star, I walk it out.

Probably nothing. I have no major issues with its functionality.

  • 01.01.2013 9:58 AM PDT

Pure Insanity
The point of war is not to die for one's clan, but it's to make the other bastard die for his
Right before you die, there is always a chance to save yourself, sieze that chance and live to fight another day
The best way to kill someone is to fight them with the same weapons they use and make them know you are better than them, not because of superior weaponry, but because of superior skill.
Hidden in the shadows, Clothed in camo, Armed to the teeth. Hunting.

Probably sell.

  • 01.01.2013 9:58 AM PDT

Misleading title.

OT: Kill it so people will socialize in real life again.

  • 01.01.2013 9:58 AM PDT

Posted by: Alex Mac Kee
If pen­ises were planes Jimmy's mouth would be an airport


Posted by: DarkBen64
Don't punch a British kid, the queen'll come after you.

Keep it how it is, it looks great.

  • 01.01.2013 9:58 AM PDT
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"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me"

- Batman

Abuse the power.

I wouldn't want to, but if the temptation was left sitting in front of me I don't think I could resist it for ever. I think if I was in that position I would sell my shares and give most of it to charity.

  • 01.01.2013 9:59 AM PDT

Go on the FB accounts of all my enemies and make them post inaccuracies that would otherwise portray them in a negative light muahahahaha

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"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

I won't change anything.

In fact, I'll never change anything about Facebook for no reason ever again.

Now, if someone could just sell YouTube to me...

  • 01.01.2013 9:59 AM PDT

Ban people by the millions.

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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Creative control over a social site sounds.... not very creative.

  • 01.01.2013 9:59 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

You may wanna edit the title, I've seen people banned for less.

On topic: Look up every ex girlfriend that broke up with me and troll the -blam!- out of them.

  • 01.01.2013 10:00 AM PDT

set up explosives and blow up all of the servers.

  • 01.01.2013 10:00 AM PDT
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Ban attention whores and whiners.

  • 01.01.2013 10:00 AM PDT

Ban people, delete pages, the usual.

  • 01.01.2013 10:01 AM PDT


Posted by: ImOnTheDole
Ban attention whores and whiners.

but then who would be left?

  • 01.01.2013 10:01 AM PDT

NON FACET NOBIS CALCITRARE VESTRUM PERNĒ¢UM

Give more privacy rights to users and have users be able to permanently delete post/pics/vids/etc from Facebooks servers. Basically delete your "post" history.

  • 01.01.2013 10:03 AM PDT