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Subject: Does anyone else find it strange?
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Cortana is practically nude and when you bring friends who have never played Halo before, they make no comment whatsoever, yet when some skank in a bikini comes on the TV, they all go "dam shes hut".

  • 01.01.2013 12:27 PM PDT
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Maybe because she's blue and has no nipples.

  • 01.01.2013 12:28 PM PDT

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I don't have friends nor do I watch Baywatch.

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He who wishes for peace must first prepare for war.

She looked better in Halo 3.

I have spoken my piece.

  • 01.01.2013 12:28 PM PDT
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Posted by: HistoryHighlight
Maybe because she's blue and has no nipples.


Made me die of laughter.

  • 01.01.2013 12:28 PM PDT

I'm assuming you called Cortana hot in front of your friends...

  • 01.01.2013 12:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: HistoryHighlight
Maybe because she's blue and has no nipples.


Made me die of laughter.


I live to please.

  • 01.01.2013 12:29 PM PDT

Dumb people are just blissfully unaware of how very dumb they are.

Before Halo 4 she didn't look that appealing. Now with the power of better graphics she looks pretty damn hot...

  • 01.01.2013 12:29 PM PDT


Posted by: InClusions
She looked better in Halo 3.

I have spoken my piece.

  • 01.01.2013 12:29 PM PDT

Its probably because shes basically a cartoon character...

  • 01.01.2013 12:30 PM PDT

Call me Stu


Posted by: HistoryHighlight
Maybe because she's blue and has no nipples.


Huh Why am I comparing cortana to Asari now...

  • 01.01.2013 12:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: Simse11
I'm assuming you called Cortana hot in front of your friends...


I would've died if that happened.

  • 01.01.2013 12:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: HistoryHighlight
Maybe because she's blue and has no nipples.


Huh Why am I comparing cortana to Asari now...


Made me think of Na'vi from Avatar. That's even more annoying; their genitals are in their ponytails? It's just a beastiality movie from the 80s.

  • 01.01.2013 12:32 PM PDT

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"Ignorance is a plague."

Close, but the plague killed those infected with it, and the ignorant are still alive.
I wish ignorance was a plague.

Because (most) people don't like cartoon characters.

  • 01.01.2013 12:35 PM PDT

I know my ways. So just stay back.

Halo 3 Cortana is best Cortana.

  • 01.01.2013 12:52 PM PDT

Cause she's a small, blue, hologram?

[Edited on 01.01.2013 1:05 PM PST]

  • 01.01.2013 1:05 PM PDT
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Because she's a hologram.

  • 01.01.2013 1:05 PM PDT