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Subject: Pretend you become your offspring...

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And now you're the child of yourself... how are you as a parent?

  • 01.01.2013 1:39 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

Incest....dear god.

  • 01.01.2013 1:39 PM PDT

My head hurts...

  • 01.01.2013 1:39 PM PDT

Forever Pyro

-blam!- tension.

  • 01.01.2013 1:40 PM PDT

(^}>

I imagine I would be a pretty terrible parent.

  • 01.01.2013 1:40 PM PDT

Wouldn't everyone look alike?

Everyone would look terrible.

  • 01.01.2013 1:41 PM PDT

Call me Stu


Posted by: EuAn1196
I imagine I would be a pretty terrible parent.

  • 01.01.2013 1:52 PM PDT

My dad's a lazy ass bum who won't get off this site called the Flood.

  • 01.01.2013 1:53 PM PDT
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And I don't give a damn if you don't like me Cause I don't like you Cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me Cause I don't like you Cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me Cause I don't like you Cause you're not like me And I don't give a damn if you don't like me Cause I don't like you Cause you're not like me


Can not be touched.

I feel sorry for any child that is fathered by me.

  • 01.01.2013 1:56 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

At least I have time travel to look forward to.

Or should I say...

...Backwards to.

  • 01.01.2013 2:00 PM PDT

i suck.

  • 01.01.2013 2:01 PM PDT


Posted by: Eat More Babies
I feel sorry for any child that is fathered by me.

Posted by: Eat More Babies

  • 01.01.2013 2:01 PM PDT

God I hate my Dad, he keeps banging all my girlfriends. What a badass.

  • 01.01.2013 2:02 PM PDT

Posted by: mr pie123
My dad's a lazy ass bum who won't get off this site called the Flood.

  • 01.01.2013 2:05 PM PDT

I am the Carpet man they talk about... I jump from star to star, I walk it out.

I'd have a kick-ass dad.

  • 01.01.2013 2:06 PM PDT

This world wants to drag you down... And the weight, that guilt they want to hang around your neck, you don’t have to carry it one more step. You think they won’t let you rest, but it’s not up to them. It never was.

We'd be so chill, it'd be great. I'd be like "Hey son, want to play some Halo?", and he'd be all like "but I've got to do homework" and I'd be all like "-blam!- homework, WE'VE GOT VIDEO GAMES TO PLAY."

He might fail school, but it would be worth it. Almost.

  • 01.01.2013 2:08 PM PDT