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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.

I'm under the impression the host wanted me to bring something alcoholic or just some type of food, but I was thinking along the lines of a nice game of Monopoly, clam dip and chips. Does that sound decent for an extravagant and elegant partayyyy?

  • 01.01.2013 3:46 PM PDT

Dildo

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I do not want to stop asking. I do not ask to stop wanting.

Your mother.

  • 01.01.2013 3:47 PM PDT

Take some cheerios.

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I'm in. Where's the party?

Posted by: Sh1n1ng Wolf
clam dip and chips.

  • 01.01.2013 3:47 PM PDT
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IF GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS, FIND A NEW GOD!
Dont put twinkies on your pizza!

Don't you watch TV? The ONLY suitable option would be to bring taco bell to the party.

  • 01.01.2013 3:47 PM PDT

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Thermometers.

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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.


Posted by: Gaara444
I'm in. Where's the party?

Posted by: Sh1n1ng Wolf
clam dip and chips.
I don't have an address yet.

  • 01.01.2013 3:48 PM PDT

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I wouldn't bring monopoly to a party. Something that takes less time would be better.

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Ball in a cup.

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Posted by: foreveraloner35
Dildo
Beat me to it.

  • 01.01.2013 3:49 PM PDT
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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.


Posted by: Phoenix9508
I wouldn't bring monopoly to a party. Something that takes less time would be better.
For Christ's sake, I don't have enough XBOX controllers for everyone for digital Monopoly.

  • 01.01.2013 3:49 PM PDT

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Posted by: AcedannyK 7
Ball in a cup.


inb4opsballsinacup

Seriously OP, thermometers.

  • 01.01.2013 3:50 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

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I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

How old is the average age in the party? What kind of people are they?

  • 01.01.2013 3:50 PM PDT

As soon as you do PM me it. I'll bring the booze if you bring the Chips And Dip.

Posted by: Sh1n1ng Wolf
I don't have an address yet.

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The host wants you to bring condoms... obviously.

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Bring some wine.

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Posted by: theHurtfulTurkey
A real test of a man is if he is willing to scrape a sharpened razor up and down his junk just to please a woman.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
How old is the average age in the party? What kind of people are they?
...-blam!- guys I met at a club. Not kidding :I

  • 01.01.2013 3:51 PM PDT

You, I don't like you.

Canned bread.

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Posted by: Dr Refrigorator
Canned bread.

This^^ and Spam.

  • 01.01.2013 3:55 PM PDT
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the chips and stuff sound fine, but bring a game like LIFE instead of monopoly, monopoly is a -blam!- to play with how long it can take.

  • 01.01.2013 3:58 PM PDT

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
How old is the average age in the party? What kind of people are they?
...-blam!- guys I met at a club. Not kidding :I

So yes, dildos and condoms. This is obvious OP.

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For all questions with answers unknown to you, the proper procedure is to assume the answer is peanut butter.

While that may be true, I'm just going to pretend otherwise.

Clam dip? Sounds horrid. What country does this abomination hail from?!

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Vodka

  • 01.01.2013 4:03 PM PDT

I make a living of selling my body, and I don't mean sex.

OP, you are a fool.

You have to let people know that if there's gonna be a party, it better be a god damn Mario Party. Only then will the party be saved and then you could show off your power stars to all the -blam!-es.

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