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The bus, the most important invention in human history and I once had the privilege of driving one of these ass machines. I've transported from area 51 to the cosmic globular cluster omega Sontari and everywhere between. I always got my where they needed to go on time at any cost. Road rules didn't apply to me; all that mattered was getting my passengers where they needed to go. I treated them well, I fed them a steady diet of nipple milk, I gave them a jacket if it was cold outside, I even gave them some of those little hats that have a propeller on top. People knew when they entered my bus they would be treated like family. The government was afraid of me, my bus was blaming! blam! and they couldn't stop it. I was the happiest man in the world when I was behind the wheel of a bus but one day all of my blams! got blamed!
I am now a tow truck driver and you can slap my ass cheeks if you think I thought being a tow truck driver would be this blaming! dangerous! I remember reading a NASA report about the dangers of driving a tow truck but I never expected anything like this. There's more science involved in operating a tow truck than there is in decoding DNA. There's more science in driving a tow truck than there is to blaming! yourself. If you blam! yourself you're not driving a tow truck.
You think you know about towing cars you don't know titties!