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Subject: Magikarp vs The Reapers

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.

Poll: Magikarp vs The Reapers  [closed]
Magikarp:  87%
(40 Votes)
The Reapers:  13%
(6 Votes)
Total Votes: 46

Who would win in this fantasy fight? The splashing fish or the villains from Mass Effect?

  • 01.01.2013 5:37 PM PDT
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I do not want to stop asking. I do not ask to stop wanting.

The Reapers, as they're written by Mac Walters.

  • 01.01.2013 5:38 PM PDT
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Magikarp. Every. Time.

  • 01.01.2013 5:38 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!

Magikarp

[Edited on 01.01.2013 5:39 PM PST]

  • 01.01.2013 5:39 PM PDT

http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=39477223

Magikarp can turn into Gyrados.

Can the reapers do that? No.

  • 01.01.2013 5:39 PM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.


Posted by: Jet Wave
Magikarp

How the hell did you take that picture and live?!

  • 01.01.2013 5:39 PM PDT

As a kid, I always thought that if I did Splash enough times, something big might happen like an instant KO

  • 01.01.2013 5:41 PM PDT
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  • 01.01.2013 5:41 PM PDT

Adamant Gyarados with physically flawless (31,31,31,?,31,31) IVs, 252Atk 242Speed, 4Def and knows Stone Edge, EQ, DD, and Waterfall.

Reapers don't mess with Gyara

  • 01.01.2013 5:41 PM PDT

Posted by: Maybe You Will
Sex is a sensation caused by temptation, a guy sticks his location into a girl's destination to increase population for the next generation. Do you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

Posted by: Cahl hith
How the hell can you guys love the environment? YOU KEEP EATING ALL THE GOD DAMN PLANTS!


Posted by: ODSTworrior94

Posted by: Jet Wave
Magikarp

How the hell did you take that picture and live?!

Knowing Splash is more useful than active camouflage.

  • 01.01.2013 5:41 PM PDT

Only if Magikarp and Feebas can team up.

  • 01.01.2013 5:42 PM PDT

He threw down a glove you made the mistake
Of picking it up now you're gone
The choosing of guns or fighting with swords
The choice of weapons is done
He'll tear you apart as soon as you start
You know you don't have a chance.

Magikarp.

  • 01.01.2013 5:42 PM PDT

Think of it this way:

The reapers have wiped out multiple species at forerunner level technology every 50,000 years in the milky way galaxy since the beginning of time.

  • 01.01.2013 5:44 PM PDT

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  • 01.01.2013 5:44 PM PDT

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Splash... of death!

  • 01.01.2013 5:45 PM PDT

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Posted by: Hermaeus Mora
Think of it this way:

The reapers have wiped out multiple species at forerunner level technology every 50,000 years in the milky way galaxy since the beginning of time.


So...Magikarp?

  • 01.01.2013 5:45 PM PDT
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I do not want to stop asking. I do not ask to stop wanting.


Posted by: Hermaeus Mora
Think of it this way:

The reapers have wiped out multiple species at forerunner level technology every 50,000 years in the milky way galaxy since the beginning of time.

Posted by: Hermaeus Mora
at forerunner level technology


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  • 01.01.2013 5:46 PM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.


Posted by: theslatcher
Magikarp.

A Magikarp killing 6 legendaries single-handedly and walking away like it was nothing. What else is new?

  • 01.01.2013 5:46 PM PDT

Call me Stu


Posted by: Galada
Magikarp. Every. Time.

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Posted by: Hermaeus Mora
forerunner level technology
Not even close.

  • 01.01.2013 5:48 PM PDT


Posted by: OdorousLicense3

Posted by: Hermaeus Mora
forerunner level technology
Not even close.


Flying cameras (sentinels), space structure clonies like the citadel (halos/requiem/etc)

Biotics (space magic)

point is the've killed off entire races at least a couple thousand times and extremely likely to be much more

[Edited on 01.01.2013 5:54 PM PST]

  • 01.01.2013 5:51 PM PDT

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Posted by: Hermaeus Mora

Posted by: OdorousLicense3

Posted by: Hermaeus Mora
forerunner level technology
Not even close.


Protheans
What about them?

  • 01.01.2013 5:54 PM PDT
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Posted by: Cannonman1944
Splash... of death!

You don't mention that move. Besides, Magikarp is the only one who knows it since he stole the page.

  • 01.01.2013 5:56 PM PDT