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Subject: Valve E3 2013 Predictions?

>E3 2013
>Mario rehash 87 is on screen
>Screen distorts
>Something else is trying to play
>Goes black
>The classic movie 5...4....3....2...
>Fades to black again, music sets the atmosphere for the reveal
>"Wake up Mr Freeman"
>Satanic laughter
>The screen bursts into flames
>Gaben bursts fourth
>All exits are sealed
>The mass of Gaben announces to the audience
>"The one who falls me this day, leaves with Episode 3"
>Battle ensues, Gabe is eating all who get close
>Grows even larger, spitting hellfire
>Becomes full and easily overwhelmed
>The brave crowd climb Mt Gabe, reaching the head
>Gabe's last words "Just...as...planned..."
>Episode 3 rains upon the world
>World peace is had not long after
>RIP Gabe

  • 01.01.2013 8:24 PM PDT
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Not Half Life 3.

  • 01.01.2013 8:25 PM PDT

Well, I've been economical with the truth.

Still can't count to 3.

  • 01.01.2013 8:25 PM PDT

HL3 confirmed?

  • 01.01.2013 8:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: DecepticonCobra

We are all going to get banned aren't we?

You guys make it worse on yourselves by thinking they are going to show that game each year. Clearly they have an issue with the number 3.

  • 01.01.2013 8:25 PM PDT

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll.
I am the master of my fate:
I am the captain of my soul.

RICOCHET 2!!!!

  • 01.01.2013 8:26 PM PDT


Posted by: DemonicMuffnMan
HL3 confirmed?

They still have to do Half-life 2 Episode 3 don't they?

  • 01.01.2013 8:26 PM PDT

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Dota 2 release date.

Left 4 dead 3 teaser in 2014.

I don't think Valve will do any marketing for Episode 3. I think one day it'll just show up in the steam marketplace and they'll let the internet do the marketing for them.

  • 01.01.2013 8:27 PM PDT