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I've probably killed billions of things.

I have destroyed entire species.

  • 01.01.2013 9:15 PM PDT


Posted by: Gamma617g
I've probably killed billions of things.

I have destroyed entire species.


Your punishment is to be constantly bitten by sharks, and then reforming and repeating over and over until you've made up for all the deaths.

  • 01.01.2013 9:17 PM PDT

New rule. Person you are punishing only gets one punishment and not 5.

  • 01.01.2013 9:18 PM PDT
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Posted by: lightlamp2
A couple of hundreds of thousands. Oh and i sentence you to death......by exile


You need 5 and they should be creative.

1.Death by exile
2.Tortured with mayonnaise being poured over you
3.Also tortured with the thing you fear most
4.Losing all your food for a while
5.Not being able to urinate for a week


The mayo sounds awful.
Tastes pretty bad. Thats why i choose it

  • 01.01.2013 9:20 PM PDT


Posted by: lightlamp2



You will be constantly squirted in the eye with mustard. That is your punishment.

  • 01.01.2013 9:21 PM PDT
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Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: Gamma617g
I've probably killed billions of things.

I have destroyed entire species.


Your punishment is to be constantly bitten by sharks, and then reforming and repeating over and over until you've made up for all the deaths.


There are worse things among the stars.

  • 01.01.2013 9:21 PM PDT

william

Halo marine kills, GTA, and Fallout

600,000,000,000,000,000,000 life sentences and a dishonorable discharge

  • 01.01.2013 9:22 PM PDT


Posted by: Steveokiller

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I'm pardoned by all the princesses I've saved!


Nope, nobody is excused. You must pay.
So im guessing if i have killed 500k+ things in one game alone its not good.



1. Princess will all come back to you while you are sleeping and stab you with sticks
2. Chinese water torture
3. Climb death valley til yo reach the top
4. You will be forced to p,ah wizard chess
5. 5 seconds to solve a rubix cube, every time you fail, you are licked 3 times by Gollum

  • 01.01.2013 9:23 PM PDT


Posted by: Gamma617g

Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: Gamma617g
I've probably killed billions of things.

I have destroyed entire species.


Your punishment is to be constantly bitten by sharks, and then reforming and repeating over and over until you've made up for all the deaths.


There are worse things among the stars.


Now pick someone and choose their punishment.

  • 01.01.2013 9:24 PM PDT

Call me Ares

"Learning is never wrong. Even learning how to kill isn't wrong. Or right. It's just a thing to learn, a thing I can teach you." -Chade
Nothing is true but perception. Everything is permitted but a lie.

The Spartan 1 Project

Between all the mass effect, firefight and battlefront 2 I'm sure I've broke a million.

  • 01.01.2013 9:24 PM PDT


Posted by: CrazyT

Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: CrazyT
I'm pardoned by all the princesses I've saved!


Nope, nobody is excused. You must pay.
... With coins?


It's up to the another member to choose your punishment. They can use coins if they choose.

  • 01.01.2013 9:25 PM PDT
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Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: lightlamp2



You will be constantly squirted in the eye with mustard. That is your punishment.
Well i think im gonna throw up

  • 01.01.2013 9:27 PM PDT


Posted by: lightlamp2

Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: lightlamp2



You will be constantly squirted in the eye with mustard. That is your punishment.
Well i think im gonna throw up


The same two people can't keep torturing each other. You need to pick someone else to torment.

  • 01.01.2013 9:27 PM PDT

Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.

Probably like a hundred thousand kills.

I guess I'm a genocidal warlord.

  • 01.01.2013 9:29 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

I've killed at least 10 billion

  • 01.01.2013 9:29 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

I've killed countless people in my gaming career... you think I've kept track?

  • 01.01.2013 9:29 PM PDT
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Posted by: master of ares
Between all the mass effect, firefight and battlefront 2 I'm sure I've broke a million.
You repeatedly get thrown out an airlock for a year

  • 01.01.2013 9:30 PM PDT
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Posted by: NinjaLord77
It's up to the another member to choose your punishment. They can use coins if they choose.
I wonder who's going to be the one to pelt me with coins...

  • 01.01.2013 9:30 PM PDT


Posted by: oaklandp8ntbalr
Probably like a hundred thousand kills.

I guess I'm a genocidal warlord.


You are now stuck trying to remember the names of songs, while undergoing distracting chinese water torture. For eons.

As for me, considering how many planets I've destroyed over the years... Probably 100 billion-ish. I am so screwed.

  • 01.01.2013 9:33 PM PDT


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Probably like a hundred thousand kills.

I guess I'm a genocidal warlord.


You are now stuck trying to remember the names of songs, while undergoing distracting chinese water torture. For eons.

As for me, considering how many planets I've destroyed over the years... Probably 100 billion-ish. I am so screwed.


I would just close my eyes and get it over with. You'll be busy for a while.

  • 01.01.2013 9:36 PM PDT


Posted by: CrazyT

Posted by: NinjaLord77
It's up to the another member to choose your punishment. They can use coins if they choose.
I wonder who's going to be the one to pelt me with coins...


How many did you kill again?

  • 01.01.2013 9:36 PM PDT
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Posted by: NinjaLord77
It's up to the another member to choose your punishment. They can use coins if they choose.
I wonder who's going to be the one to pelt me with coins...


How many did you kill again?
I lost count back in 2004, sorry. Back then around 3 million, give or take. Now however... Too many!

  • 01.01.2013 9:37 PM PDT

Above person: you must be killed one time by each thing you killed in the same exact way you killed it. You resurrect each time after dying until after all the things you have killed have had their revenge.

I killed more things than the casualties of WW1, WW2, and all the crusades combined

[Edited on 01.01.2013 9:43 PM PST]

  • 01.01.2013 9:39 PM PDT


Posted by: CrazyT

Posted by: NinjaLord77

Posted by: CrazyT

Posted by: NinjaLord77
It's up to the another member to choose your punishment. They can use coins if they choose.
I wonder who's going to be the one to pelt me with coins...


How many did you kill again?
I lost count back in 2004, sorry. Back then around 3 million, give or take. Now however... Too many!


That's gonna be a whole lot of coins for that many deaths.

  • 01.01.2013 9:39 PM PDT
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If you assign every letter of the alphabet a number, a is 1, b is 2, etc., and you take all of the values of the word "MATH", and add them, you get 42. So math is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.


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That's gonna be a whole lot of coins for that many deaths.
Sniff... *Gives all the coins away*

I'll... I'll... I'll go cry in a corner now...

  • 01.01.2013 9:40 PM PDT

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