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Subject: Justin Bieber is the King of Pop

An older gentleman once came up to me and said "There's no creativity left in the world of art, and if there is, I can't find it" and I just laughed and said "Well of course you can't, you can't find something unless you truly believe there is something there to be found." - Pacman

It's a fact whether you like it or not. The man, the myth, the legend: Justin Drew Bieber. He has everything a star could ever need; an endless amount of talent, dashingly good looks, impeccable charisma, and an angelic singing voice. He hasn't even reached his physical prime and yet ladies still swoon upon hearing his name. He has surpassed the talents of artists like Michael Jackson, The Beatles, Metallica, ACDC, Larry Bird, and Leonardo Da Vinci. He's a wordsmith that effortlessly writes songs that have the complexity of novels from authors such as J. R. R. Tolkien. Eminem himself has said that if Justin were to decide to become a rapper he would change the rap game with the high quality songs he would release. "He would have the impact of Jay-Z" Eminem said.

Justin currently has 3 albums released and the general consensus is that these 3 albums make up the greatest trilogy that has ever existed, whether it's movies, books, or albums. Not only is Justin a simple musician, he has shown that he has the versatility and determination to dominate other means of media such as acting. Performing in legendary shows such as Saturday Night Live, Punk'd, and the Simpsons just to name a few. His work has gained him recognition from world leaders such as Stephen Harper of Canada, earning the Queen Elizabeth II Diamond Jubilee Medal on November 23, 2012. The one of many awards he will receive in his lifetime. US President Barack Obama himself said "I have no doubt in my mind that Justin Bieber will earn at least 3 nobel prizes in his lifetime, and at least 5 after his death".

Now I could talk about Justin Bieber's accomplishments for the rest of the night but it really is unnecessary due to how long it would take. So I shall simply give you some quotes from the most influential of our time on what they think of Justin Bieber.

Without Justin Bieber I would not of started making music - Bob Marley

Justin is the reason why the Allies won the war - Adolf Hitler

I'm jealous of Justin's looks - Ryan Gosling

He's the reason I picked up a guitar - Jimi Hendrix

A lot of my songs are about him - Taylor Swift

I'm passing the torch over to him, I think it's in good hands - Michael Jackson

I'd love to have him star in one of my movies - Quentin Tarantino

  • 01.01.2013 11:21 PM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Quotes seem legit. This guy is definitely an official.

  • 01.01.2013 11:22 PM PDT

da fuq did i just read?

  • 01.01.2013 11:22 PM PDT

3/10

[Edited on 01.01.2013 11:22 PM PST]

  • 01.01.2013 11:22 PM PDT
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Why, hello there.

Good one, OP.

5/10

  • 01.01.2013 11:23 PM PDT
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I heard someone say once (paraphrasing here) "Multiflag on Blood Gulch with your friends is what makes Halo, Halo." I GUARANTEE that more people agree with that sentiment than "Getting a 50 in MLG is what makes Halo, Halo." - Oboewan42
Meta | NHL | Kotor

I'll be honest, I laughed.

  • 01.01.2013 11:24 PM PDT

Remember, grammar is the difference between; "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse." And "I helped my uncle jack off a horse."
Hyperlinks, you know you want to click 'em

Those quotes made me laugh so hard.

  • 01.01.2013 11:25 PM PDT
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-blam!- off reznov you died ages ago.

  • 01.01.2013 11:26 PM PDT
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YOU MUST DIE*throws water bottle*

  • 01.01.2013 11:26 PM PDT

What parent names their daughter Justin anyway... And as if that wasn't bad enough, they give her the middle name of Drew.

OT: 0/10

  • 01.01.2013 11:26 PM PDT

An older gentleman once came up to me and said "There's no creativity left in the world of art, and if there is, I can't find it" and I just laughed and said "Well of course you can't, you can't find something unless you truly believe there is something there to be found." - Pacman


Posted by: xl OC Girl lx
What parent names their daughter Justin anyway... And as if that wasn't bad enough, they give her the middle name of Drew.

He looks pretty manly to me. A young Gosling.

  • 01.01.2013 11:33 PM PDT

8.5/10 would read again... maybe.

  • 01.01.2013 11:36 PM PDT

"The point of war is not to die for your country but to make the other son of a -blam!- die for his." George S. Patton

Posted by: Achronos
Every post whining about the weekly update delays it by 5 minutes.

NO


music is a Necrocracy (rule by the dead, and yes i made that word up)


Mj is the king of Pop

  • 01.01.2013 11:37 PM PDT

Digging Foxholes by Profession
Accept No Substitutes

I was going to tell OP to get out, but this is some grade-A trolling.

*double thumbs up*

  • 01.01.2013 11:37 PM PDT

I have a banana booty!

That's why I'm a beiliber. <3

  • 01.02.2013 12:13 AM PDT

(^}>

Posted by: King Leopold789
music is a Necrocracy (rule by the dead, and yes i made that word up)
I'm pretty sure that's a real word.

I was right!

[Edited on 01.02.2013 12:17 AM PST]

  • 01.02.2013 12:16 AM PDT

BAN ALL BRONIES

Op you arent trying hard enough

  • 01.02.2013 12:38 AM PDT
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I swear there was a thread just like this a few months ago.

  • 01.02.2013 12:50 AM PDT
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Shoot me.

  • 01.02.2013 12:59 AM PDT

An older gentleman once came up to me and said "There's no creativity left in the world of art, and if there is, I can't find it" and I just laughed and said "Well of course you can't, you can't find something unless you truly believe there is something there to be found." - Pacman


Posted by: Hunter S7
Op you arent trying hard enough

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  • 01.02.2013 9:58 AM PDT

Please do not send me group invites.

You guys realize these threads aren't even a little bit creative, right?

  • 01.02.2013 9:58 AM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

Seems completely legit

  • 01.02.2013 9:59 AM PDT

Beliebers UNITE!

  • 01.02.2013 10:00 AM PDT

You are not worthy of your coup.

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