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Subject: Write a short story in 1 minute...

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I'll start right now!

There was this man who could type really fast but he was really tired so he couldn't type as fast, so one day he was walking along the sidwalk and some random person cme up to him and challenged himto a type off! they started and he freaked out and lost... he tried to cross the road but got ran over... the end, fiove more seconds!

So how did I do? you try!

  • 01.02.2013 3:36 AM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

Once upon a time a man named Bob decided to go to the ice cream shop so he could buy his very favourite vanilla flavoured ice cream. So he set off to the shop with his wallet in hand and suddenly a youth on a bike swiped the wallet from his right hand and pedalled off before Bob could realize that had happened. Luckily, Bob was a mutant so he pounced on the youth and ripped his head off and began to eat his corpse.

  • 01.02.2013 3:37 AM PDT

nothing starts with n.

a random poster on a dying thread realized he could take far more than a minute to write, and no one would ever know, but he resisted temptation an instead mocked the thread.

I mock this thread.

  • 01.02.2013 3:37 AM PDT
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Once upon a time a person got thrown into a giant blender and got decapitated. This was the last ever episode of "Will it blend?"

The end

  • 01.02.2013 3:39 AM PDT

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."

And so the man wrote within a limited time span, even knowing that with his fallible writing speed that it was a useless attempt at looking whatever it is one feels when posting quickly within the bounds of The Flood.

[Edited on 01.02.2013 3:39 AM PST]

  • 01.02.2013 3:39 AM PDT

Once upon a time a massive duck went to the pond and had hot sex with a mermaid. She screamed and stuff and then babies were born and they looked really weird but their parents didn't care because one of them would grow up to be the Master Chief and would save humanity from the Forerunners who wanted to chop off everyone's heads because they were mean like that. Master Duck went off on a journey and found his robot armour and then died. The end.

  • 01.02.2013 3:39 AM PDT

There was this lonely hobo called Frank and one day he stumbled upon a magic gravy boat. He rubbed it and out popped an oxo cube, which granted him 4 wishes. Frank the hobo wished for a shower, but sadly this is when the happiness ends for frank because it started raining. For 40 days and nights it rained, Frank slowly succumbed to the effects of hypothermia and died.

IDK I'm tired.

  • 01.02.2013 3:40 AM PDT

Once upon a time.
They lived happily ever after.
FIN.

  • 01.02.2013 3:41 AM PDT


Posted by: jakster11
Once upon a time.
They lived happily ever after.
FIN.


You type really slowly...

  • 01.02.2013 3:41 AM PDT

GOAT

With 60 seconds on the clock he started counting..39 38 37 36 35 34 33 32 31 30 29 28 27 26 25 24 23 22 21 20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 d 4 3 2 1 0 times up

  • 01.02.2013 3:43 AM PDT


Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: jakster11
Once upon a time.
They lived happily ever after.
FIN.


You type really slowly...
Problem?

[Edited on 01.02.2013 3:45 AM PST]

  • 01.02.2013 3:44 AM PDT

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."


Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: jakster11
Once upon a time.
They lived happily ever after.
FIN.


You type really slowly...
As long as it's done, that's what should matter.

To my dear writer, your story has brought me inspiration and tears of joy. 10/10, would read again and have you as a vessel for my children.

  • 01.02.2013 3:45 AM PDT


Posted by: Mind Reaper 771

Posted by: BF117HALO

Posted by: jakster11
Once upon a time.
They lived happily ever after.
FIN.


You type really slowly...
As long as it's done, that's what should matter.

To my dear writer, your story has brought me inspiration and tears of joy. 10/10, would read again and have you as a vessel for my children.
Why thank you good sir.

I'm not even sitting upright, using one hand, eating and watching TV also contributed to my slow typing.

  • 01.02.2013 3:47 AM PDT

deviantART

Hello.

There once was a man.
He died.
FIN

  • 01.02.2013 3:49 AM PDT

Per Audacia Ad Astra

It was getting colder and the warm sun was setting. John's nylon jacket didn't stand a chance against the coming winter night. In the distance, the roaring of the night demons got louder as they rushed through the branches and bushes, panting whilst their heavy footsteps stomped deeply in the frosty grassland. They could smell him.

As the sunlight slowly descended, the freezing winter landscape crept from a greyish plain to a pitch black silhouette. On the far horizon, small flickers of golden light moved in unison like a row of torches. The eyes of the night demons shone like the golden sun, and they got nearer.


I'd like to write the rest of this actually.

  • 01.02.2013 3:50 AM PDT

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."


Posted by: WrongLord
There once was a man.
He died.
FIN
Plagiarism reeks of death good sir, and it smells as if you've spent a few good days in a crypt.

  • 01.02.2013 3:51 AM PDT

Country: United States.
State: Pennsylvania.
County: Warren.
I graduated from high school on June-11-2011. I'm 19 right now. I'm turning 20 in December. I like playing video games, and board games. I like reading Sci-Fi, and World War II novels, and what not.

"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

Yo listen up here's a story about a little guy that lives in a blue world. And all day and all night and everything he sees. Is just blue like him inside and outside. Blue is his house with a blue little window. And a blue corvette and everything is blue for him and himself. And everybody around cause he ain't got nobody to listen to.

THE END

  • 01.02.2013 4:10 AM PDT

"Moooooooo"
-Ghost cow

1 January 2014

The cold morning winds blow over Bellevue like the breath of an ice giant. Ruined, abandoned buildings dot the horizon.

A trumpet's blare pierces the still air.

The marching of boots grows louder and louder.

A man's voice, deep and rousing, rings out.

"For Bungie! For the Seventh Column! For World Domination! For great justice!"

More male voices cheer in the distance. I can make out some female voices mixed in among them.

I grip my tattered coat to my body as the platoon marches past the destroyed building I am taking refuge in.

I am a Floodian. And I am here to tell you what Bungie has wrought.

  • 01.02.2013 4:17 AM PDT

Here goes nothing:

There was this guy who needed a really bad crap but his dad was in the toilet so he couldn't use it. After three hours of waiting he decided "screw this" and he burst through the door. He found his father dead of poo infection. THE END.


POO INFECTION??? That's what happens when I'm rushed by my phone's stopwatch...

[Edited on 01.02.2013 4:26 AM PST]

  • 01.02.2013 4:25 AM PDT


Posted by: MattallicA09lol
Here goes nothing:

There was this guy who needed a really bad crap but his dad was in the toilet so he couldn't use it. After three hours of waiting he decided "screw this" and he burst through the door. He found his father dead of poo infection. THE END.


POO INFECTION??? That's what happens when I'm rushed by my phone's stopwatch...
o.O Bloody hell!
What a nasty way to go.


8.5/10 would read again.

  • 01.02.2013 4:28 AM PDT
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"The hero is the one who kindles a great light in the world, who sets up blazing torches in the dark streets of life for men to see by.
The saint is the man who walks through the dark paths of the world, himself a light."
-Felix Adler


Posted by: MattallicA09lol
Here goes nothing:

There was this guy who needed a really bad crap but his dad was in the toilet so he couldn't use it. After three hours of waiting he decided "screw this" and he burst through the door. He found his father dead of poo infection. THE END.


POO INFECTION??? That's what happens when I'm rushed by my phone's stopwatch...

Lol'd


OT:
The car came to a screeching halt. In front of it was a small boy, with eyes as black as night. "Mumma, what do you want from me?"
"Cheese, Jimmy. I want cheese. Everywhere."

  • 01.02.2013 4:33 AM PDT

Never make me angry. I am a Hitman and I can easily find you and take you out.

Once upon a time there was this kid just happily walking along the sidewalk. When suddenly a genie comes out of nothing! He tells the boy he can get a wish if he helps the first person he sees with their problem. So the little boy went off with big speed to quickly help someone in desperate need. Then a piano fell ontop of him and he died.

[Edited on 01.02.2013 4:41 AM PST]

  • 01.02.2013 4:40 AM PDT

GAAAAYYY

One day there was a man who went beach. It was his first times going beach so he did not know what to expect. He got there and he seen the sexy girls and he started getting so horny and he felt boner coming on. He then seen topless sexy woman and he couldnt take it so he ejaculated all over the beach and wet many women. The police arrived and arrested him for -blam!- harrasment. He gots the -blam!- in jail and died.

[Edited on 01.02.2013 4:42 AM PST]

  • 01.02.2013 4:41 AM PDT