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The bus, the most important invention in human history and I once had the privilege of driving one of these ass machines. I've transported from area 51 to the cosmic globular cluster omega Sontari and everywhere between. I always got my where they needed to go on time at any cost. Road rules didn't apply to me; all that mattered was getting my passengers where they needed to go. I treated them well, I fed them a steady diet of nipple milk, I gave them a jacket if it was cold outside, I even gave them some of those little hats that have a propeller on top. People knew when they entered my bus they would be treated like family. The government was afraid of me, my bus was blaming! blam! and they couldn't stop it. I was the happiest man in the world when I was behind the wheel of a bus but one day all of my blams! got blamed!

I am now a tow truck driver and you can slap my ass cheeks if you think I thought being a tow truck driver would be this blaming! dangerous! I remember reading a NASA report about the dangers of driving a tow truck but I never expected anything like this. There's more science involved in operating a tow truck than there is in decoding DNA. There's more science in driving a tow truck than there is to blaming! yourself. If you blam! yourself you're not driving a tow truck.

You think you know about towing cars you don't know titties!

Discuss bad things that have happened to you.

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  • 01.02.2013 5:34 AM PDT

Don't blame! me, OP.

  • 01.02.2013 5:35 AM PDT
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Hail to the tow truck man, The. tow. truck. man.

  • 01.02.2013 5:36 AM PDT
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"The one who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The one who walks alone, is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been."
-Albert Einstein

"To live is the rarest thing in the word. Most people exist, that is all"
-Oscar Wilde

Steam

CRITIKAL!

  • 01.02.2013 5:36 AM PDT

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Some things I like:
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OP could you give us a concise single sentence explanation of what we are supposed to be discussing?

  • 01.02.2013 5:36 AM PDT
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Posted by: jew man man
CRITIKAL!


CRITICAL!

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  • 01.02.2013 5:36 AM PDT

I really don't understand why I have a signature.


Posted by: jew man man
CRITIKAL!


I knew I'd heard this somewhere before!

  • 01.02.2013 5:48 AM PDT


Posted by: jjj205

Posted by: jew man man
CRITIKAL!


CRITICAL!


Cr1TiKal!

  • 01.02.2013 5:51 AM PDT
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"The one who follows the crowd will usually get no further than the crowd. The one who walks alone, is likely to find himself in places no one has ever been."
-Albert Einstein

"To live is the rarest thing in the word. Most people exist, that is all"
-Oscar Wilde

Steam

Critikal thread?
Critikal thread.

I love his Dark Souls video, probably my favourite one by him.

  • 01.02.2013 5:53 AM PDT

"Who am I to say 'don't french kiss the assh0le of a skunk'"

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Posted by: jew man man
Critikal thread?
Critikal thread.

I love his Dark Souls video, probably my favourite one by him.


Mines is the hard time game one. :)

  • 01.02.2013 6:02 AM PDT

"Die?" Kurt laughed. "Didn't you know? Spartans never die."


Posted by: jew man man
Critikal thread?
Critikal thread.

I love his videos, they're all probably my favourite one by him.


fixed for accuracy :D

  • 01.02.2013 6:03 AM PDT


Posted by: SilasO51

Posted by: jew man man
Critikal thread?
Critikal thread.

I love his videos, they're all probably my favourite one by him.


fixed for accuracy :D
Quite possibly the BEST YouTuber to ever exist from now until forever.

"This -blam!- kind of reminds me of Finding Nemo. Except instead of finding Nemo I'm trying to find out wherever the -Blam!- I am"

  • 01.02.2013 6:09 AM PDT