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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Bungie underwear!

Seriously, it would sell.

Boxers with a "Warning, Chainsaw Jockstrap Inside" and a pic of the Webmaster.

Asbestos underwear that says "Protect yourself from flames, wear this whenever going online".

"Wildcat destabilization inside".

"This cave is not a natural formation"

Come on, Bungie underwear would be cool. Just like a fez.

[Edited on 01.02.2013 9:12 AM PST]

  • 01.02.2013 9:12 AM PDT

I've got Halo 3 Boxers. I didn't get them from the Bungie store, but I love them either way.

  • 01.02.2013 9:13 AM PDT

they need air fresheners first but good idea although I think some people might try to exploit it

  • 01.02.2013 9:14 AM PDT

Bungie thongs and socks.

  • 01.02.2013 9:15 AM PDT


Posted by: IHaveTURRETS JR
...I think some people might try to exploit it
Agreed.

  • 01.02.2013 9:16 AM PDT

He threw down a glove you made the mistake
Of picking it up now you're gone
The choosing of guns or fighting with swords
The choice of weapons is done
He'll tear you apart as soon as you start
You know you don't have a chance.

"Keep it clean"

Sounds like something I would buy.

[Edited on 01.02.2013 9:17 AM PST]

  • 01.02.2013 9:17 AM PDT

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This idea is flawless! It would be the perfect thing to wear whilst browsing the forums.

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  • 01.02.2013 9:18 AM PDT

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.

If I saw a guy coming up to me wearing briefs that said 'You have no rights, play nice' on them I'd be quite scared.

  • 01.02.2013 9:20 AM PDT

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Posted by: FALSE R3ALITYx
And Cobravert is absolutely correct.

Posted by: Der Todesengel
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth and Cobra."
- Der

*sets up separate marketplace*

*begins selling the anti itch balm needed for wearing the asbestos underoos*

  • 01.02.2013 9:21 AM PDT

GOAT

I would fully enjoy a Bungie drawstring backpack.

  • 01.02.2013 9:21 AM PDT

This world wants to drag you down... And the weight, that guilt they want to hang around your neck, you don’t have to carry it one more step. You think they won’t let you rest, but it’s not up to them. It never was.

Posted by: Recon Number 54
"This cave is not a natural formation"
I lol'd. Would absolutely buy.

  • 01.02.2013 9:22 AM PDT

Fullmetal

Asbestos edition can only come in briefs. No exceptions.

  • 01.02.2013 9:22 AM PDT

Posted by: Seggi31
Posted by: Doctor Jensen
I've challenged my beliefs. What is the book about?


I find that this is usually untrue. If religious people honestly, diligently and intelligently challenged their beliefs, there would be no religious people.

I just need a pair of Myth boxers. I'm having a hard time picking up men in their mid 30s.

  • 01.02.2013 9:23 AM PDT

This world wants to drag you down... And the weight, that guilt they want to hang around your neck, you don’t have to carry it one more step. You think they won’t let you rest, but it’s not up to them. It never was.

"I know what the ladies like."

  • 01.02.2013 9:25 AM PDT

"I amar prestar aen, han mathon ne nen, han mathon ne chae a han noston ned 'wilith."

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  • 01.02.2013 9:26 AM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

Underwear? Seriously? That is brilliant.

They should also sell janitorial supplies with the motto "Keep It Clean" on them.

  • 01.02.2013 9:32 AM PDT

-blam!- Was that actually blammed out? Or did I just type it? You'll never know.

Really? No "Ling Ling's Head," underpants?

  • 01.02.2013 9:33 AM PDT

This world wants to drag you down... And the weight, that guilt they want to hang around your neck, you don’t have to carry it one more step. You think they won’t let you rest, but it’s not up to them. It never was.

"Home of the man-cannon."

"If only your mom knew."

  • 01.02.2013 9:36 AM PDT


Posted by: theslatcher
"Keep it clean"

Sounds like something I would buy.
Haha, that would be funny.

  • 01.02.2013 9:37 AM PDT

"Satisfying your mom since 1991"

  • 01.02.2013 9:42 AM PDT

Now, in the quantum moment before the closure, when all become one. One moment left. One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Since we're there, Bungie should also make feminine products and contraceptives.

  • 01.02.2013 10:08 AM PDT
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Posted by: acnboy34
Since we're there, Bungie should also make feminine products and contraceptives.
I see no market for those items here.

  • 01.02.2013 10:12 AM PDT

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If I am not posting, then I am reading what you might have posted.

Yeah, I like the idea. I want!

  • 01.02.2013 10:13 AM PDT
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3rd edition. Now with more grunt.

TFS 4 lyfe

"I know what the ladies like"

  • 01.02.2013 10:14 AM PDT

"Inveniam Viam Aut Facium" _~

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"No, no it's not a euphemism."

  • 01.02.2013 10:19 AM PDT

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