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Subject: What do you do with your elbows during a haircut?

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

The stylist is a cute woman.

  • 01.02.2013 11:25 AM PDT

Urm...OK?

  • 01.02.2013 11:25 AM PDT

put them on the arm rest

  • 01.02.2013 11:26 AM PDT

Guide to immortality : Sleep with Life

I had a pretty big time thread once.

Here's me bragging about it.

The only thing you can do.

  • 01.02.2013 11:26 AM PDT

Please do not send me group invites.

I usually have my elbows on the arms of the chair, like a normal person.

  • 01.02.2013 11:26 AM PDT

By the gods what are you doing here, well don't just stand there man make the tea! Make yourself useful and look at my Fileshare.

Flex

  • 01.02.2013 11:26 AM PDT


Posted by: MashterChief117
put them on the arm rest

  • 01.02.2013 11:27 AM PDT
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Elbow the stylist and flip her over the chair. I then wrestle my wrists free of the binds and beat her to death.

  • 01.02.2013 11:28 AM PDT

I'm your biggest fan!

Flail them in a circular motion throughout the whole ordeal.

  • 01.02.2013 11:28 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: RECON828
Flail them in a circular motion throughout the whole ordeal.
So... You do the Funky Chicken?

  • 01.02.2013 11:29 AM PDT

lolhaircuts

i let my luscious locks grow long

  • 01.02.2013 11:29 AM PDT

Stop banning me please.

Realize she will never go for me.

Calm nerves ensue

  • 01.02.2013 11:29 AM PDT

The woman who's done my haircuts for as long as I can remember is attractive with massive breasts. I do nothing with my elbows. I just enjoy it when she leans forward and pushes against my head.

  • 01.02.2013 11:29 AM PDT

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That's right. I just dropped some AOL IM protocol.

Try to lick em

  • 01.02.2013 11:30 AM PDT

Posted by: AngryBrute1
Oh yeah, since somebody does not believe what YOU believe; that makes us vapid...
I cannot grasp that what you call "Something happened to nothing, and that nothing became something, and it was smaller than than a period."

...Put them on the arm rest.
What else is there to do with your elbows?

  • 01.02.2013 11:30 AM PDT
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Halo 2 isn't dead jorge...... its just missing in action.
MnF Elite Force <>Brigadier<>

Brown coat 'till the day I die.
Sheningans!
Wake me...when you need me.

Put them on the arm rest, no matter the situation.

  • 01.02.2013 11:32 AM PDT

First time here? I love you.

Been here before? I still love you.

Tickle her waist with your elbows. It is the only way.

  • 01.02.2013 11:33 AM PDT

http://i.imgur.com/fsISj.png

I'm more worried about what to say when the inevitable "what are you doing at college?"-style questions begin. Why somebody I've never met before and I'm never going to meet again wants to hear my life story I don't know.

  • 01.02.2013 11:37 AM PDT
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Posted by: annoyinginge
I'm more worried about what to say when the inevitable "what are you doing at college?"-style questions begin. Why somebody I've never met before and I'm never going to meet again wants to hear my life story I don't know.

You sound like you have asbergers.

  • 01.02.2013 11:38 AM PDT

I rule the midnight air, the destroyer, die by my hand, I am Creeping Death.

I might..., just might put them on the arm rests.

Unless you are hinting at trying to like touch her chest or something, lol. Which would be kinda difficult and awkward.

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  • 01.02.2013 11:43 AM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Fap.

  • 01.02.2013 11:44 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: Death7452
I might..., just might put them on the arm rests.

Unless you are hinting at trying to like touch her chest or something, lol. Which would be kinda difficult and awkward.
...there are other places besides the chest...

  • 01.02.2013 11:44 AM PDT

Do everyone a favor, get some intelligence, grow a set, bust a nut, and shut the fu­ck up.
Posted by: Anto91
you're retared for not knowing inside jokes
retard

Supriz elbow sex!

  • 01.02.2013 11:44 AM PDT
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Posted by: Michael Balzary

Posted by: annoyinginge
I'm more worried about what to say when the inevitable "what are you doing at college?"-style questions begin. Why somebody I've never met before and I'm never going to meet again wants to hear my life story I don't know.

You sound like you have asbergers.
I lol'd.

It is pretty awkward when they make small talk though. It's not like you can ask "So what do you do for a living?"

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