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Subject: What do you do with your elbows during a haircut?

"What are we holding on to, Sam?"
"That there's some good in this world, and it's worth fighting for."


Posted by: annoyinginge
I'm more worried about what to say when the inevitable "what are you doing at college?"-style questions begin. Why somebody I've never met before and I'm never going to meet again wants to hear my life story I don't know.


Aha, so I'm NOT the only person to feel this way! I've always thought it's odd too.

  • 01.02.2013 11:46 AM PDT

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Posted by: BSS Lazer
I just enjoy it when she leans forward and pushes against my head.


That happened to me too once.

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  • 01.02.2013 11:48 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

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Posted by: BSS Lazer
I just enjoy it when she leans forward and pushes against my head.


That happened to me too once.

Feels good man.jpg


Oh, my wife took me to this salon in Pacific Beach (a beach neighborhood here in San Diego) and the woman cutting my head was rocking the D's.

She knew it too. Pulled my head right back into them so she could cut my bangs from behind. She got a 50% tip...

  • 01.02.2013 11:56 AM PDT

心の中に弱い風が吹いています。

Place them on the arm rest like every other time.

  • 01.02.2013 11:57 AM PDT

Alt account #4 because i can!

Charlie, what the -blam!-?

  • 01.02.2013 11:57 AM PDT
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Ask her if she want's to test out my new scissors.

Subtle joke.

  • 01.02.2013 11:58 AM PDT
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''I want people to be sincere; a man of honor shouldn't speak a single word that doesn't come straight from his heart. ''

Read a magazine.

  • 01.02.2013 11:58 AM PDT
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Foman is my favorite moderator. <3

As a tall person, they frequently have to lower the chair to its shortest setting to cut my hair.

Which usually means my elbows/hands are about level with their crotch. Many a cooch has ended up being rubbed on me.

There is a reason why I go to a salon with only female stylists and not some lame barber shop with old man Alfred.

  • 01.02.2013 12:01 PM PDT
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Elbow her in the ovaries.

  • 01.02.2013 12:02 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: SawzeBawse
Charlie, what the -blam!-?
See A Good Troll's post.

I too am a tall guy.

  • 01.02.2013 12:03 PM PDT

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Posted by: SawzeBawse
Charlie, what the -blam!-?
See A Good Troll's post.

I too am a tall guy.


Me being 6'3, i have to slouch in the chair....

  • 01.02.2013 12:11 PM PDT

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Elbow drop her!

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