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Subject: Dentists.

Post your horrid dentist stories.

Personally, dentists are a bunch of insurance -blam!-suckers. Once they see you got full coverage, they'll take full amount. Either ripping you off if you don't have insurance or analing your wallet.

Seriously.

The worst is when they start asking you about your personal life story while your goddamn mouth is open. The moment you speak, they tell you to shut the -blam!-uck up and not to talk since saliva builds up because their -blam!-hitty spit sucker isn't working.

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I have none, my dentist is awesome.

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why you would pay someone to torture you is beyond me.


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  • 01.02.2013 12:05 PM PDT

Maybe not a horror story, but the day I had all four of my wisdom teeth removed. Nitrous oxide and being put under! Man it was weird.

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They didn't numb me up and they started to drill into my teeth.
I screamed.

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My dentist is a pimp.

He is like 32 and he the only male in an office of probably thirty women he has hired, all below the age of around 26.

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Posted by: Miss Maddie
They didn't numb me up and they started to drill into my teeth.
I screamed.


You could sue them.

  • 01.02.2013 12:06 PM PDT

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Posted by: Lancexlink
why you would pay someone to tourcher you is beyond me.

Dammit. How do you spell that...?
Torture?
OT: My dentist is awesome.

  • 01.02.2013 12:07 PM PDT

A year or two ago I chipped a little part on my molar. The lady was using that little pick thing and she thought it'd be a good idea to push straight down on the chipped tooth. After the pain and head jerking she said "Oh, sorry honey...Yep that's sensitive." Well no -blam!- Sherlock?

Then immediately after, a second dentist came in and did the exact same thing. Feltbadman.

My old dentist was a bro and a half, but everything cost waaaaay too much, so I switched.

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I never get cavities, except one time and it didnt hurt at all when they were drilling. Felt a bit funny.

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Posted by: ShooTheOtherGuy

Posted by: Miss Maddie
They didn't numb me up and they started to drill into my teeth.
I screamed.


You could sue them.


I jerked his hand away and told them to numb me up first for christs sake, he was like oops lol srry bb

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This guy is my Dentist.

  • 01.02.2013 12:08 PM PDT


Posted by: Miss Maddie

Posted by: ShooTheOtherGuy

Posted by: Miss Maddie
They didn't numb me up and they started to drill into my teeth.
I screamed.


You could sue them.


I jerked his hand away and told them to numb me up first for christs sake, he was like oops lol srry bb


Jesus christ.

"Oops sorry?"

I would've shoved punched him so hard in the stomach and cause him to sh** out his fake dentistry diploma's -_-

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Posted by: ShooTheOtherGuy

Posted by: Miss Maddie

Posted by: ShooTheOtherGuy

Posted by: Miss Maddie
They didn't numb me up and they started to drill into my teeth.
I screamed.


You could sue them.


I jerked his hand away and told them to numb me up first for christs sake, he was like oops lol srry bb


Jesus christ.

"Oops sorry?"

I would've shoved punched him so hard in the stomach and cause him to sh** out his fake dentistry diploma's -_-


I can't punch, I'm a pacifist.

  • 01.02.2013 12:12 PM PDT

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My dentist is really nice and did an excellent job removing my crumbling teeth. Best of all, it was all free, courtesy of the nhs.

  • 01.02.2013 12:21 PM PDT

心の中に弱い風が吹いています。

I've never had any problems with my dentists. They tend to compliment me on my dental hygiene however. Haven't had a single cavity yet.

  • 01.02.2013 12:32 PM PDT

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State: Pennsylvania.
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My dentists has a hot assistant.

  • 01.02.2013 12:35 PM PDT

my dentist put me to sleep

when i woke up my underwear was on backwards.

worst thing is, he fixed the wrong tooth

  • 01.02.2013 12:36 PM PDT

Stop banning me please.

Mine tried to sell me something worth about 10 bucks for 320 dollars

  • 01.02.2013 12:37 PM PDT

My dentist recently retired. I was sad. I LIKED MY DENTIST.

He was a cool guy.

  • 01.02.2013 12:48 PM PDT

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened."
- Dr. Seuss

I used to have the most cool dentist.

He did this thing where he jiggled my cheek so I wouldn't feel the needle when he numbed me up for cavity removal.

I miss him :P

  • 01.02.2013 12:49 PM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs

They thought I was crying when really the light was shining in my eye.

  • 01.02.2013 12:56 PM PDT

Now let's get down to business, I don't got no time to play around, what is this?

Mine's g@y and has a strong Welsh accent, but free on the NHS so I can't complain.

  • 01.02.2013 12:59 PM PDT

There's a “U” and “I” in union but just an “I” in my beliefs


Posted by: A Good Troll
My dentist is a pimp.

He is like 32 and he the only male in an office of probably thirty women he has hired, all below the age of around 26.
Wait, the Dentist hires all the people who work for him? I guess mines would be a pimp too. There are no other male employes where I go.

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Posted by: D Deity

Posted by: A Good Troll
My dentist is a pimp.

He is like 32 and he the only male in an office of probably thirty women he has hired, all below the age of around 26.
Wait, the Dentist hires all the people who work for him? I guess mines would be a pimp too. There are no other male employes where I go.


That's how my dentist and orthodontist were.

One male boss, with many female assistants.

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