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Subject: Could I buy Jupiter?

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And if I could, how much would it cost? How much is a planet even worth? I guess it would depend on the size and what it was made of. If I did buy jupiter, and then discovered that it was inhabited by the flying pancake people, what then? Would I own them? Would it start a interplanetary war? What does the Flood think?

  • 01.02.2013 2:28 PM PDT
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No, you can't. Don't even try it.

  • 01.02.2013 2:29 PM PDT

Posted by: Kneecap
I keep on getting in conversations with a person who calls me John.

Why would you wanna buy Jupiter? It's just really wide. Go for Saturn! Saturn's got those icy rings.

  • 01.02.2013 2:29 PM PDT

You can have it for a pack of gum and a paper clip.

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Who would the money go to?

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"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

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wait

wat

You silly goose, you can't buy a planet!

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Posted by: bobcast
On a related note, ******'s mom has really nice boobs, and it doesn't take much booze or encouragement to get her to let the puppies out of the pen...if you know what I mean...

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You can't buy a planet no owns.

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Didnt some woman buy the sun?

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Um... why'd you want to?

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Buy Uranus.

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Posted by: foreveraloner35
Who would the money go to?

I wonder this too...

The people of Earth?

  • 01.02.2013 2:30 PM PDT
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China already owns it.

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I aim to please.

You can buy Jupiter if you give me Uranus.

  • 01.02.2013 2:31 PM PDT
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Posted by: toystory2wasok
Why would you wanna buy Jupiter? It's just really wide. Go for Saturn! Saturn's got those icy rings.


Jupiter has rings to http://askmagazine.nasa.gov/issues/32/32sf_photos10.html

  • 01.02.2013 2:31 PM PDT

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Why would you want to buy a planet that you couldn't even live on? Even if we can make a space station that can handle the storms. The gravity would crush it and everything inside it.

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Posted by: cameronm98
Um... why'd you want to?
Because then I'd be the biggest landowner on Earth, that's why!

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http://i.imgur.com/fsISj.png

Posted by: toystory2wasok
Why would you wanna buy Jupiter?

Jupiter has neon rain.

  • 01.02.2013 2:31 PM PDT

Wouldn't you just fall through Jupiter since its a gas giant?

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Posted by: Jesse Pinkman
Didnt some woman buy the sun?


Apparently.

  • 01.02.2013 2:32 PM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!

Great Britain already owns it.

  • 01.02.2013 2:32 PM PDT


Posted by: XRevelationX
You can buy Jupiter if you give me Uranus.


10 dorrar. That highest I go.

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Well, here we are. I guess that it was destined to come to this.

Great story.

Read it.

The Man Who Sold The Moon.

  • 01.02.2013 2:34 PM PDT
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Lady Astor: "If I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill: "If I were your husband I'd drink it !"

Put down a deposit for now, you need to set a tiny flag on the planet (but good look doing it on the surface of Jupiter)

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  • 01.02.2013 2:34 PM PDT


Posted by: mastesargent

Posted by: cameronm98
Um... why'd you want to?
Because then I'd be the biggest landowner on Earth, that's why!


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Genius. I like it.

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