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Subject: my friend farted on my pillow

my friend let out a glorious fart on my pillow last night and i woke up with my eye a little itchy. Does farting on a pillow give you pink eye or

  • 01.02.2013 5:40 PM PDT
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"Better a little which is well done, than a great deal imperfectly." - Plato

WTF did I just read? LOL

  • 01.02.2013 5:41 PM PDT

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear.

Posted by: xfilipinoyx
Does farting on a pillow give you pink eye or

No, but you might get

  • 01.02.2013 5:41 PM PDT

BE HUMAN

Fight for Earth. Fight for Humanity.

Just shart on his for maximum payback.

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A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.

I would have changed pillowcase, that's grross.

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"Did i ever tell you the Definition of Insanity?"

you can get pink eye.


good luck.

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No.

It gives you brown eye.

  • 01.02.2013 5:41 PM PDT

Actually the most common way of contracting pink eye is putting your face on a pillow that has been farted on.

  • 01.02.2013 5:41 PM PDT

only if they do it barebottom

  • 01.02.2013 5:42 PM PDT

What doesn't kill you, only makes you stranger

There is a distinct possibility you have

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Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Posted by: xfilipinoyx
Does farting on a pillow give you pink eye or

No, but you might get


Or you may

  • 01.02.2013 5:42 PM PDT

Of course it gives you pink-eye! Haven't you seen *stereotypical Seth Rogen movie*?

  • 01.02.2013 5:42 PM PDT

BE HUMAN

Fight for Earth. Fight for Humanity.


Posted by: overlordofkill

Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Posted by: xfilipinoyx
Does farting on a pillow give you pink eye or

No, but you might get


Or you may


And you could

  • 01.02.2013 5:43 PM PDT

Reads thread subject:LOL!

  • 01.02.2013 5:43 PM PDT

Uh... No?

  • 01.02.2013 5:45 PM PDT
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He who wishes for peace must first prepare for war.


Posted by: crazyfoomandude

Posted by: overlordofkill

Posted by: SonOfTheShire
Posted by: xfilipinoyx
Does farting on a pillow give you pink eye or

No, but you might get


Or you may


And you could


I heard that it's possible for

  • 01.02.2013 5:45 PM PDT

Wheres Meh Sniper?

Youtube page

Get some sweet sweet revenge.

  • 01.02.2013 5:46 PM PDT