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Subject: First Time Advice

My girlfriend and I plan on having sex for the first time tomorrow night. I have protection but I don't know crap about women or sex so I thought I would consult the love experts on the flood. Any advice flood?

  • 01.02.2013 7:11 PM PDT

some women have teeth down there

  • 01.02.2013 7:11 PM PDT

Stick it in her pooper

  • 01.02.2013 7:12 PM PDT
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He who wishes for peace must first prepare for war.

Are You Serious?

  • 01.02.2013 7:12 PM PDT

Invite friends, but don't tell her about it.

  • 01.02.2013 7:12 PM PDT

Love your friends, Die laughing.

The flood is the most appropriate site to learn this stuff.

  • 01.02.2013 7:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: OPs Dad
Because they're jealouse of my "Two handed fap fury" technique.

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Join this for love from me

Fist her.

  • 01.02.2013 7:12 PM PDT

video tape it and post it on the Flood.

  • 01.02.2013 7:13 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

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Rule 1: Don't actually touch her.

  • 01.02.2013 7:13 PM PDT
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Look at some -blam!- and learn how to do some crazy stuff.

  • 01.02.2013 7:13 PM PDT

Well then, you somehow found my signature, nice job, so time for your prize.............FLOODIANS! ATTACK! Also, those socks do NOT make you look handsome.


Posted by: lazerlemon
love experts on the flood.


MY SIDES!!!! No seriously, I can't stop lol'ing.

You may want to consult the d-bags who pretend they do it every night, all nigth long. Or look up some diagrams (or ask Vien for his pictures).

  • 01.02.2013 7:13 PM PDT

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Posted by: lazerlemon
My girlfriend and I plan on having sex for the first time tomorrow night. I have protection but I don't know crap about women or sex so I thought I would consult the love experts on the flood. Any advice flood?

I thought I would consult the love experts on the flood.
love experts on the flood.
I'm afraid you've taken wrong turn.

[Edited on 01.02.2013 7:14 PM PST]

  • 01.02.2013 7:13 PM PDT

''Hell is other people.''


Posted by: zoobkillerninja
Rule 1: Don't actually touch her.
Just look at her awkwardly until she gets bored.

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This Day is Going to Be Perfect

Dont stick it in her ear. Chicks hate that.

  • 01.02.2013 7:14 PM PDT

Varsity rower

Keep your eye on the ball.

  • 01.02.2013 7:15 PM PDT

Cammalamm is the best.

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Posted by: RedXRulez

Posted by: zoobkillerninja
Rule 1: Don't actually touch her.
Just look at her awkwardly until she gets bored.
Don't forget to use protection.

  • 01.02.2013 7:15 PM PDT