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Subject: Have you ever been tazed?

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

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Well? Have you?


I was talking to my wife about this time in high school. One of our friend's dad was a cop. We took turns tazing each other. Once apiece. It hurts. A lot. It burns where it gets you (this was the arc variety) and then your whole body convulses. All muscles tense up. It effectively paralyzes you. One of my friends peed his pants.

So, anyone else ever get tazed?

  • 01.02.2013 8:06 PM PDT

Not the pronged variety? Ugh. THOSE are the ones that hurt.

  • 01.02.2013 8:07 PM PDT

Twice.
My 2nd time I popped a boner.

  • 01.02.2013 8:07 PM PDT

No.

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Posted by: Recon Number 54
Life is a journey, if you spend all of it with your nose in your map, you may miss some of the best parts.

Dear lord, no.

  • 01.02.2013 8:07 PM PDT
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What? Got something against Yetis?

No, but now I'm curious.

Does your friend's dad still have that taser?

  • 01.02.2013 8:07 PM PDT
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Don't judge a book by its cover, unless it has bacon on the cover, then it is a good book.

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no, I would do it for the lulz though, because I'm stupid like that

  • 01.02.2013 8:07 PM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.

You should try shooting each other in the feet next time to see what it feels like, while you're at it since you're already half-way there.

  • 01.02.2013 8:07 PM PDT

Shakes Magic 8 Ball

By 6,000,000 volts. Felt like what a wasp sting feels like, the after burn anyways.

  • 01.02.2013 8:09 PM PDT

i put my tongue on a battery once, does that count?

  • 01.02.2013 8:09 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: ODSTworrior94
You should try shooting each other in the feet next time to see what it feels like, while you're at it since you're already half-way there.
That's a bit angry, don't you think?

That was 21 years ago. Nearly every kid does stupid stuff.

  • 01.02.2013 8:09 PM PDT

I like to play Reach for fun. I hate MLG, campers, armor lock, and team killers because they ruin that fun. Deal with it.


Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie

Posted by: ODSTworrior94
You should try shooting each other in the feet next time to see what it feels like, while you're at it since you're already half-way there.
That's a bit angry, don't you think?

That was 21 years ago. Nearly every kid does stupid stuff.

That statement wasn't out of anger, just silliness.

  • 01.02.2013 8:10 PM PDT

No, Do I want to know what it feels like?

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Agreed. All the changes are good and add variety. Do we really want another Halo 3? Just running around with one gun and no armor abilities? It's good that 343 wants to try something new. Do we really want the same thing for three more games?

I've been tazed, maced, beaten, smelled, shot, and dissolved at the same time once.

  • 01.02.2013 8:11 PM PDT

Posted by: The Kangol Kid
It was then that I decided he really is like semen(everywhere) and I gave up on life.


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No way. Why would anyone do that for fun???
Cray.

  • 01.02.2013 8:11 PM PDT

you make so many threads.

ot: yes

  • 01.02.2013 8:12 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

No, and I never wish to be tazed. Same goes with getting shot.

  • 01.02.2013 8:12 PM PDT

"Life is constantly fleeting from your grasp even from the very day it's bestowed upon you, but the shadow of death is always there, waiting for its chance to take you away."

"Even though many may not think so, ignorance and innocence are one and the same. The only difference is that one sounds nicer."

"I once knew a man who spent his entire life contemplating where we go after our death....it's a shame he realized it a second too late to tell anyone."

No, but i'd like to be tazed once to see what it feels like for myself...maybe more than once if I like it.

  • 01.02.2013 8:13 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: CamCamm
No way. Why would anyone do that for fun???
Cray.
Well: 16 year old boys.

We do/did crazy stuff. That's not even the worst I've done.

  • 01.02.2013 8:14 PM PDT

Formerly darkbrute (no I was not perma-banned.)

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Members here dont get banned.

They just go missing in action.


Posted by: kciduoyreksewmai
i put my tongue on a battery once, does that count?
When I was little we used to have a box full of batteries in my TV room and I would sit and watch TV with my tongue on a 9V.

  • 01.02.2013 8:15 PM PDT

Wheres Meh Sniper?

Youtube page

nope, but I have felt the affects of CS gas. Part of my training.

  • 01.02.2013 8:16 PM PDT
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Of course not. Everyone in this thread is a classless barbarian.

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I like Cheese

No.

  • 01.02.2013 8:18 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith


Posted by: blindx1
nope, but I have felt the affects of CS gas. Part of my training.
I really HATE CS.

When we did gas training when I pulled my pro-mask I started bleeding from my nose, eyes and mouth.

That stuff messes me up worse than normal.

  • 01.02.2013 8:18 PM PDT

Nope.

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