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"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

Not for long. Goodbye!

EDIT: How did this thread survive for this long?

[Edited on 01.02.2013 8:54 PM PST]

  • 01.02.2013 8:20 PM PDT

-The Nasty Officah-

I am yours, master.

  • 01.02.2013 8:20 PM PDT
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I'm in love.

  • 01.02.2013 8:20 PM PDT

Varsity rower

What do you want, a medal?

  • 01.02.2013 8:20 PM PDT

Reporting for duty

Inb4 ban

  • 01.02.2013 8:20 PM PDT
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I aim to please.

I AM ALL OF ME

I SEE NO. HEAR NO EVIL

BLACK WRITING ON THE WALL

UNLEASH ONE MILLION FACES

AND ONE BY ONE THEY FALL

BLACK HEARTED EVIL

BRING ON THE HERO

I AM ALL I AM ALL I AM

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  • 01.02.2013 8:21 PM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: Pornstellar
I am.


You dare challenge me?

  • 01.02.2013 8:22 PM PDT

Not until you get a banhammer shoved up your ass.

  • 01.02.2013 8:22 PM PDT

When I though the Dildact couldn't get any better.....

  • 01.02.2013 8:23 PM PDT

I am alpha, i am omega.

I am the last of the primes.


Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: Pornstellar
I am.


You dare challenge me?

-blam!- please your just mad because you couldn't get any from yo wife!

  • 01.02.2013 8:33 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...

SO IS UR MOM LOL

  • 01.02.2013 8:34 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

We'll bang, K?

  • 01.02.2013 8:35 PM PDT

Nahman Jayden, Eff bee eye. I herd that you're the origammy killah...


Posted by: Vien Quitonmee
We'll bang, ok?
FTFY, Vien

  • 01.02.2013 8:37 PM PDT

I persist too long after my own defeat,
Yet I still press forward, staggering on my feet.
But I know that my resolution will be my end.
And once I fall, I shall ruefully transcend.


Posted by: ferrrari

Posted by: The_Didact

Posted by: Pornstellar
I am.


You dare challenge me?

-blam!- please your just mad because you couldn't get any from yo wife!


Surely you jest. She engaged in coprophilia as wholly as I. She's a tad sensitive to rectal penetration, if I do say so myself

  • 01.02.2013 8:39 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

I see what you did there.

  • 01.02.2013 8:48 PM PDT

"Through the fog the army moves on. Pushing through borders. Knocking over obstacles. Killing all enemies. Victory is secured, brothers, march on until the flag rises over the landscape."
The Holy Council

Hello.

  • 01.02.2013 8:49 PM PDT