"Through the fog the army moves on. Pushing through borders. Knocking over obstacles. Killing all enemies. Victory is secured, brothers, march on until the flag rises over the landscape."
The Holy Council
Hey I need help milking my cat. I tried doing the cow thing, but the cat kicked me in the face. Mr. Whiskers thought he was on top until I put something inside somewhere....
I warmed up my coffee cup in the microwave and tried later. I tried to tie my cat down but he had already started the lick his balls. I pet him a few times and fell asleep....or did i pass out? Who knows.