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Subject: Could Wolverine stab Superman with his claws?

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Simple question...

Wolverine has claws made of adamantium that is harder than any metal that could exist. They are some of the sharpest objects in the Marvel Universe. Completely unbreakable, and they never dull.

What would happen if he tried to stab Superman with them?

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i doubt it

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Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.

I expect nothing would happen.

  • 01.02.2013 8:37 PM PDT

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I don't think so. Superman's a cheap super hero.. I hate him! No not really..

  • 01.02.2013 8:38 PM PDT

me after reading the title of this thread

  • 01.02.2013 8:39 PM PDT

Do you really want to know?

Unless Wolverine's got Kryptonite on him, Superman gonna feel like he's getting a massage.

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Maybe it would just bounce off of him.

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Posted by: I IRONMAN I
Unless Wolverine's got Kryptonite on him, Superman gonna feel like he's getting a massage.

Line his claws in kryptonite, perhaps?

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What is Superman's skin made of?

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One does not simply trolololol into Mordor.

Can Magneto lift Thors Hammer?

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Posted by: Demon potatoe
Can Magneto lift Thors Hammer?
Not by hand. He can lift it with his powers, though.

  • 01.02.2013 9:31 PM PDT

An explosion would happen.

What would happen when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

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Posted by: overlordofkill
What would happen when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?


The unstoppable force passes through it. Duh.

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Didn't Magneto rip all the metal out of Wolverine?

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Posted by: Demon potatoe
Can Magneto lift Thors Hammer?
Not by hand. He can lift it with his powers, though.

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Close, but the plague killed those infected with it, and the ignorant are still alive.
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They would have no effect. Superman is so far above Wolverine that there is literally nothing he could do to harm him.

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Simple question...

Wolverine has claws made of adamantium that is harder than any metal that could exist. They are some of the sharpest objects in the Marvel Universe. Completely unbreakable, and they never dull.

What would happen if he tried to stab Superman with them?

Superman's Rofly OP-ness would shatter them. However, if Deadpool did the stabbing, due to the rule of cool, it's quite likely that he'd kick Superman's ass due to be so cool that he's on the same level as Batman.

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Posted by: Wyzilla

Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Simple question...

Wolverine has claws made of adamantium that is harder than any metal that could exist. They are some of the sharpest objects in the Marvel Universe. Completely unbreakable, and they never dull.

What would happen if he tried to stab Superman with them?

Superman's Rofly OP-ness would shatter them. However, if Deadpool did the stabbing, due to the rule of cool, it's quite likely that he'd kick Superman's ass due to be so cool that he's on the same level as Batman.


They can't be shattered. Magneto did take it out of him at one point, but not by shattering it.

So, I bet they would just stop. Superman is that annoying kid when you played army, or cops n robbers that would say he had a bullet shield when you shot at him.

There's no reasoning with some people, I guess. As much as I would want to see the Nerd of Steel impaled on Wolverine's claws...

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WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE THAT HULK VS SUPERMAN THREAD?

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE THAT HULK VS SUPERMAN THREAD?
I've made like three of them. Where have you been?

Its always the same, the super-tards pull out the idiotic "infinite page book" strength, while ignoring the capacity for infinite rage, and rage powering stregth argument. Though, the power of flight does give Supes options that the Hulk doesn't have, like flying him away and abandoning him somewhere. Arguments like that I have to concede to.

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE THAT HULK VS SUPERMAN THREAD?
I've made like three of them. Where have you been?

Its always the same, the super-tards pull out the idiotic "infinite page book" strength, while ignoring the capacity for infinite rage, and rage powering stregth argument. Though, the power of flight does give Supes options that the Hulk doesn't have, like flying him away and abandoning him somewhere. Arguments like that I have to concede to.
I see. I'll try and look through your recent posts, but that might not turn out so well. You post so much. I'll definitely keep an eye out if you ever decide to make one. It's always interesting pitting two powerful superheroes against each other (BTW I'm on team Hulk).

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Posted by: God Of Men
Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE THAT HULK VS SUPERMAN THREAD?
I've made like three of them. Where have you been?

Its always the same, the super-tards pull out the idiotic "infinite page book" strength, while ignoring the capacity for infinite rage, and rage powering stregth argument. Though, the power of flight does give Supes options that the Hulk doesn't have, like flying him away and abandoning him somewhere. Arguments like that I have to concede to.
I see. I'll try and look through your recent posts, but that might not turn out so well. You post so much. I'll definitely keep an eye out if you ever decide to make one. It's always interesting pitting two powerful superheroes against each other (BTW I'm on team Hulk).


I've been considering a Superman vs Dr Strange possessed by Zom.

Zom is an inter-dimensional demon that grants limitless strength. Since almost every attack is magic based, Supes may go down on that one...

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Its always the same, the super-tards pull out the idiotic "infinite page book" strength,

And a mad green goliath powered by rage isn't?

while ignoring the capacity for infinite rage, and rage powering stregth argument.
And you ignore the fact that his strength takes forever to get anywhere near infinite. While Supes' is infinite 24/7.

Plus AIHT made also made a valid point on the WWHulk fight with Sentry, in which if Hulk's power was actually infinite, then why was he de-powered?

Though, the power of flight does give Supes options that the Hulk doesn't have, like flying him away and abandoning him somewhere. Arguments like that I have to concede to.
His speed alone could take out Hulk instantly.

OT: Possibly. Though he'd probably able to scratch him at best.

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