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Subject: I got a pet rock for Christmas.
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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

It's not moving.

I already tried CPR, but it just made my tongue black.

What should I do?

  • 01.02.2013 10:45 PM PDT

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Agreed. All the changes are good and add variety. Do we really want another Halo 3? Just running around with one gun and no armor abilities? It's good that 343 wants to try something new. Do we really want the same thing for three more games?

not funny

  • 01.02.2013 10:45 PM PDT

You're mocking me, aren't you?

Time to put it down.

  • 01.02.2013 10:45 PM PDT

Dear tomorrow, Find some sensibility, Respond to emotion.
Dear Politician, Define sagacity,
All chances of survival are beginning to diminish.
Comedy is no excuse for our own blasphemies.
Mass media, Mass pessimism, Mass Denial.
My television tells me to panic, but I don't think I'll listen.
The apathetic force us to persevere, with their backwards priorities.

Love it.

It's the only way.

  • 01.02.2013 10:46 PM PDT
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LeaveItYeah

Does it have a pulse?

  • 01.02.2013 10:46 PM PDT

Gamertag: KoB Kuro Yakobi

Im a anime fan. If you every need a anime recommendation just PM me. Currently watched over 280 anime.

Did you name him rocky?

  • 01.02.2013 10:46 PM PDT

90% of teens in America have moved on to rap music. If you're one of the teens who rock out every day, put this in your signature.


If it fits in a toaster... I can cook it.

Check it's pulse.

  • 01.02.2013 10:46 PM PDT

The human element always mucks things up.

Since when does CPR take place in the butt?

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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: derka derka
Does it have a pulse?


Can't find an artery.

  • 01.02.2013 10:46 PM PDT

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."

Tongue black... so it's coal, eh?

Weren't you a naughty little man.

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  • 01.02.2013 10:47 PM PDT

What did you name it?

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*scratches nuts*

Christmas was like two weeks ago, did you feed it?

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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

Pierre

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What did you name it?

  • 01.02.2013 10:47 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

Get a refund.

  • 01.02.2013 10:48 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: DarkSunnyboy1
Get a refund.


didn't find a receipt in my stocking

  • 01.02.2013 10:49 PM PDT
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Petitminou made a thread! :D

  • 01.02.2013 10:50 PM PDT

Check out my youtube channel. http://www.youtube.com/user/ultratog1028

Be careful

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Could be worse, mine ran away.

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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: LordMonkey
Could be worse, mine ran away.


Do you live on top of a hill?

  • 01.02.2013 10:53 PM PDT

Pierre the rock? I like Simon better.

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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.

Posted by: General Noobus
Christmas was like two weeks ago, did you feed it?
This, you need to take it walking as well, let it get some exercise.

  • 01.02.2013 10:54 PM PDT

*scratches nuts*

Posted by: NinjaLord77
Pierre the rock? I like Simon better.
Nooobus the rock just rolls off the tounge

  • 01.02.2013 10:55 PM PDT

Posted by: petitminou
Posted by: LordMonkey
Could be worse, mine ran away.

Do you live on top of a hill?
I do. Except it left a note explaining it ran away with my imaginary friend.

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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


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Posted by: petitminou
Posted by: LordMonkey
Could be worse, mine ran away.

Do you live on top of a hill?
I do. Except it left a note explaining it ran away with my imaginary friend.


Pretty sure rocks can't right notes. I think your imaginary friend kidnapped you're rock.

  • 01.02.2013 10:56 PM PDT


Posted by: General Noobus
Posted by: NinjaLord77
Pierre the rock? I like Simon better.
Nooobus the rock just rolls off the tounge


No he'll be made fun of in rock school. They'd be like "haha it's nooobus" We want Simon to have a rock girlfriend.

  • 01.02.2013 10:56 PM PDT

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