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Subject: I got a pet rock for Christmas.
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Oh Yes!

Was it moving at the time you received it?

  • 01.02.2013 10:56 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: Isai16
Was it moving at the time you received it?


What are you trying to say?

  • 01.02.2013 10:58 PM PDT

Did you feed it?

  • 01.02.2013 10:59 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

I received a pet human, I keep him well fed every day.

  • 01.02.2013 10:59 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: NicVsP
Did you feed it?


Well, sure, I fed it small rocks.

  • 01.02.2013 11:00 PM PDT


Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: NicVsP
Did you feed it?


Well, sure, I fed it small rocks.


You feed your rock rocks? Cannibal.

  • 01.02.2013 11:01 PM PDT
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Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Isai16
Was it moving at the time you received it?


What are you trying to say?


Sorry to break the news, but if it wasn't it's too late to "revive" it.

I asked a rock doctor.

[Edited on 01.02.2013 11:03 PM PST]

  • 01.02.2013 11:02 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


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Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: NicVsP
Did you feed it?


Well, sure, I fed it small rocks.


You feed your rock rocks? Cannibal.


Hey bro, it's just nature. Non-domesticated rocks live that way.

Are you from PETR or something?

  • 01.02.2013 11:02 PM PDT

*scratches nuts*

Posted by: NinjaLord77
Posted by: General Noobus
Posted by: NinjaLord77
Pierre the rock? I like Simon better.
Nooobus the rock just rolls off the tounge


No he'll be made fun of in rock school. They'd be like "haha it's nooobus" We want Simon to have a rock girlfriend.
I got called "booobus" once, but you know what I did? I punched her in the mouth. Nobody made fun of me ever again

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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


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Posted by: NinjaLord77
Posted by: General Noobus
Posted by: NinjaLord77
Pierre the rock? I like Simon better.
Nooobus the rock just rolls off the tounge


No he'll be made fun of in rock school. They'd be like "haha it's nooobus" We want Simon to have a rock girlfriend.
I got called "booobus" once, but you know what I did? I punched her in the mouth. Nobody made fun of me ever again


Yeah, I beat up your mom too.

  • 01.02.2013 11:03 PM PDT

<(-_-)> Teh mokey is not amused

You lucky son of a -blam!- OP. I've been asking for a pet rock for years!

  • 01.02.2013 11:04 PM PDT
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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.

Posted by: petitminou
Hey bro, it's just nature. Non-domesticated rocks live that way.

Are you from PETR or something?
Um, rocks aren't cannibals, you're supposed to feed them sand. Have you never taken care of a rock before?

  • 01.02.2013 11:05 PM PDT

Wheres Meh Sniper?

Youtube page

I had one, ran away.

  • 01.02.2013 11:06 PM PDT

*scratches nuts*

Posted by: WhitestKidUKnow
Posted by: petitminou
Hey bro, it's just nature. Non-domesticated rocks live that way.

Are you from PETR or something?
Um, rocks aren't cannibals, you're supposed to feed them sand. Have you never taken care of a rock before?
WHAT? Sand is baby rocks! What's wrong with you?

  • 01.02.2013 11:06 PM PDT


Posted by: General Noobus
Posted by: NinjaLord77
Posted by: General Noobus
Posted by: NinjaLord77
Pierre the rock? I like Simon better.
Nooobus the rock just rolls off the tounge


No he'll be made fun of in rock school. They'd be like "haha it's nooobus" We want Simon to have a rock girlfriend.
I got called "booobus" once, but you know what I did? I punched her in the mouth. Nobody made fun of me ever again


But Simon is nice and won't hit anyone.

  • 01.02.2013 11:06 PM PDT

*scratches nuts*

Posted by: NinjaLord77
Posted by: General Noobus
Posted by: NinjaLord77
Posted by: General Noobus
Posted by: NinjaLord77
Pierre the rock? I like Simon better.
Nooobus the rock just rolls off the tounge


No he'll be made fun of in rock school. They'd be like "haha it's nooobus" We want Simon to have a rock girlfriend.
I got called "booobus" once, but you know what I did? I punched her in the mouth. Nobody made fun of me ever again


But Simon is nice and won't hit anyone.
Well yeah if you give him a girly name like that he won't

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I find that Teh-Ziod is NOT attractive for the reasons
she/he does not correct format sentences, therefore for intelligent matured members of society that may interact with her/him, may find her/him UNattractive for the reason that she/he does not comprehend with their level to successfully have a conversation therefore it will be socially an awkward interaction which may be wanted to be avoided

second i do not find it physically possible for a PERSON to be a ice cream truck.

Posted by: General Noobus
Posted by: WhitestKidUKnow
Posted by: petitminou
Hey bro, it's just nature. Non-domesticated rocks live that way.

Are you from PETR or something?
Um, rocks aren't cannibals, you're supposed to feed them sand. Have you never taken care of a rock before?
WHAT? Sand is baby rocks! What's wrong with you?
That's how they live. The strong survive to turn into rocks while the young are eaten. You guys need to research this stuff.

  • 01.02.2013 11:08 PM PDT


Posted by: WhitestKidUKnow
Posted by: General Noobus
Posted by: WhitestKidUKnow
Posted by: petitminou
Hey bro, it's just nature. Non-domesticated rocks live that way.

Are you from PETR or something?
Um, rocks aren't cannibals, you're supposed to feed them sand. Have you never taken care of a rock before?
WHAT? Sand is baby rocks! What's wrong with you?
That's how they live. The strong survive to turn into rocks while the young are eaten. You guys need to research this stuff.


Lies, rocks like chocolate. Everyone knows that.

  • 01.02.2013 11:09 PM PDT

*scratches nuts*

Posted by: WhitestKidUKnow
Posted by: General Noobus
Posted by: WhitestKidUKnow
Posted by: petitminou
Hey bro, it's just nature. Non-domesticated rocks live that way.

Are you from PETR or something?
Um, rocks aren't cannibals, you're supposed to feed them sand. Have you never taken care of a rock before?
WHAT? Sand is baby rocks! What's wrong with you?
That's how they live. The strong survive to turn into rocks while the young are eaten. You guys need to research this stuff.
How can the strong survive if you take them from their homes to their deaths? You sicken me!

  • 01.02.2013 11:09 PM PDT


Posted by: General Noobus
[quote]Posted by: NinjaLord77

yeah if you give him a girly name like that he won't


Simon is a good name for a rock. Noobus? He'll be a laughing stock.

  • 01.02.2013 11:12 PM PDT

*scratches nuts*

Posted by: NinjaLord77
Posted by: General Noobus
yeah if you give him a girly name like that he won't


Simon is a good name for a rock. Noobus? He'll be a laughing stock.
Simon is as bogan as you can get. Do you want your rock growing a mullet and drinking VB?

  • 01.02.2013 11:14 PM PDT


Posted by: General Noobus
Posted by: NinjaLord77
Posted by: General Noobus
yeah if you give him a girly name like that he won't


Simon is a good name for a rock. Noobus? He'll be a laughing stock.
Simon is as bogan as you can get. Do you want your rock growing a mullet and drinking VB?


He'll grow up to be a vampire slayer. As Noobus he will grow up to be the designated driver of drunken high school kids.

  • 01.02.2013 11:16 PM PDT
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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

Should I just kill my rock?

Put it out of its misery.

[Edited on 01.02.2013 11:19 PM PST]

  • 01.02.2013 11:18 PM PDT

*scratches nuts*

Posted by: petitminou
Should I just kill my rock?
You must cast it back into the fires from whence it came

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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: General Noobus
Posted by: petitminou
Should I just kill my rock?
You must cast it back into the fires from whence it came


It came from fires?

  • 01.02.2013 11:21 PM PDT

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