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Subject: Professor Boner

Tomorrow, I'm starting a class taught by a guy named Bob Boner.

Has The Flood had any teachers with hilarious names? Did people make fun of them?

  • 01.02.2013 11:13 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

It's professor Genki.

  • 01.02.2013 11:14 PM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

I lol'd.

  • 01.02.2013 11:14 PM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?

Teh puma had a teacher get made enough to kick a trash can flying across the room once... but never one with a hilarious name.

  • 01.02.2013 11:15 PM PDT
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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

edit: nvm

wrong thread

[Edited on 01.02.2013 11:16 PM PST]

  • 01.02.2013 11:15 PM PDT
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Mr. Shaft, whenever a kid gets a bad grade from him, they'll say, "Damn, I got the shaft." or "Damn, I got shaft'd"

  • 01.02.2013 11:15 PM PDT

Professor Boner and Mr. Shaft should teach a class together.

  • 01.02.2013 11:16 PM PDT

None that I can think of, but I do have a friend whose last name is -blam!-.

LOL his last name is filtered. It sounds like "clock" -_-

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  • 01.02.2013 11:16 PM PDT

*scratches nuts*

Mr Wood was my woodwork teacher

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God I'm laughing so hard

  • 01.02.2013 11:16 PM PDT

Halo 3 > Reach

Dream Theater and Rush > All music

My opinion > Your Opinion


Posted by: coolmike699
Professor Boner and Mr. Shaft should teach a class together.


That's amusing.

  • 01.02.2013 11:17 PM PDT

Signatures are for little kids.

Mrs Vaginea.

She taught English and smelled faintly like fillet-o-fish.

  • 01.02.2013 11:21 PM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?


Posted by: xl OC Girl lx
None that I can think of, but I do have a friend whose last name is -blam!-.

LOL his last name is filtered. It sounds like "clock" -_-


...Is it dock?

  • 01.02.2013 11:21 PM PDT

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"Ignorance is a plague."

Close, but the plague killed those infected with it, and the ignorant are still alive.
I wish ignorance was a plague.

I had a professor Wang.

I also knew a guy named Kok (but pronounced "cook"). Every time someone new had to call attendance, there was this awkward pause before they said his name.

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  • 01.02.2013 11:21 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: Teh puma

Posted by: xl OC Girl lx
None that I can think of, but I do have a friend whose last name is -blam!-.

LOL his last name is filtered. It sounds like "clock" -_-


...Is it dock?


Dude, dock isn't filtered.

clearly, it's sock

  • 01.02.2013 11:22 PM PDT

*scratches nuts*

Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Teh puma

Posted by: xl OC Girl lx
None that I can think of, but I do have a friend whose last name is -blam!-.

LOL his last name is filtered. It sounds like "clock" -_-


...Is it dock?


Dude, dock isn't filtered.

clearly, it's sock
Has to be tock

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Posted by: General Noobus
Mr Wood was my woodwork teacher
What an interesting coincidence.

  • 01.02.2013 11:26 PM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?


Posted by: General Noobus
Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Teh puma

Posted by: xl OC Girl lx
None that I can think of, but I do have a friend whose last name is -blam!-.

LOL his last name is filtered. It sounds like "clock" -_-


...Is it dock?


Dude, dock isn't filtered.

clearly, it's sock
Has to be tock


Teh puma thinks you're on to something here...

  • 01.02.2013 11:26 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: General Noobus
Mr Wood was my woodwork teacher


Did he "work your wood" ?

  • 01.02.2013 11:27 PM PDT


Posted by: Teh puma

Posted by: General Noobus
Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Teh puma

Posted by: xl OC Girl lx
None that I can think of, but I do have a friend whose last name is -blam!-.

LOL his last name is filtered. It sounds like "clock" -_-


...Is it dock?


Dude, dock isn't filtered.

clearly, it's sock
Has to be tock


Teh puma thinks you're on to something here...

Alphabetically Dock was closest...

  • 01.02.2013 11:45 PM PDT

I remember my Biology teachers name in high school was Ms Lagrone. How we laughed when we saw her first name was Beverly Jane. So she signed her name B.J Lagrone.

Good times.

  • 01.02.2013 11:46 PM PDT

What are these first person words you speak of?


Posted by: xl OC Girl lx

Alphabetically Dock was closest...


Nobody cares about the Alphamabeticals

  • 01.02.2013 11:46 PM PDT
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: Teh puma

Posted by: xl OC Girl lx

Alphabetically Dock was closest...


Nobody cares about the Alphamabeticals


Exactly.

I don't see how Bock is that funny of a last name anyway.

  • 01.02.2013 11:47 PM PDT
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iDon't need an app to make fart noises. There's an ass for that.

A teacher in middle school was named Mr. Smart. Somebody had the bright idea of calling him Mr. Dumb one day. It was sure a laugh, but not for that poor kid.

  • 01.02.2013 11:48 PM PDT


Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Teh puma

Posted by: xl OC Girl lx

Alphabetically Dock was closest...


Nobody cares about the Alphamabeticals


Exactly.

I don't see how Bock is that funny of a last name anyway.

K bye thx for playing

  • 01.02.2013 11:48 PM PDT

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