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Subject: I'm a miracle worker. Tell me your issue, and I shall solve it.

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

Do what the title says.

  • 01.03.2013 12:51 AM PDT

Allons-y!

How can I stop fapping without stopping fapping?

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I have Leprosy

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There just aren't enough moments in the day to rectify the wrongs of the past.

I do not have faith in you regular Member.

  • 01.03.2013 12:51 AM PDT

I'm dead can you bring me back from death?

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Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

Okay, tell me your issue, and I shall solve it.

  • 01.03.2013 12:51 AM PDT

I'm too charming and everybody loves me.

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My signature is rather loopy and elegant... I don't see a way to replicate this in text form. Do italics work? Yes, they do

How do I get my girlfriend to let me take her bra off?

  • 01.03.2013 12:53 AM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)


Posted by: AlmondJoy99
How can I stop fapping without stopping fapping?

Sex

  • 01.03.2013 1:05 AM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)


Posted by: Lifts Her Tail
I have Leprosy

Rub some bacon on it.

  • 01.03.2013 1:06 AM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)


Posted by: AgileNaruto001
I do not have faith in you regular Member.

I've been here for a while. 2 years.

  • 01.03.2013 1:06 AM PDT
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"Did i ever tell you the Definition of Insanity?"

a man from the government came to my house and said i was the chosen one and the world needed my help, but i dont want to help. what should i do?

  • 01.03.2013 1:06 AM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)


Posted by: SOME cGUY789
I'm dead can you bring me back from death?

No.

  • 01.03.2013 1:07 AM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)


Posted by: Simba Too Cold
I'm too charming and everybody loves me.

Wazam, now you're a loser.

  • 01.03.2013 1:07 AM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)


Posted by: HistoryHighlight
How do I get my girlfriend to let me take her bra off?

To remove one's bra, one must remove one's own bra.

  • 01.03.2013 1:08 AM PDT

Welcome.
You have just entered my mind. Please sign the contract before continuing further into this black hole to acknowledge I am not at fault if any mental/physical damage is caused to you whilst viewing my history. If any damage to yourself is caused, please call your whaambulance for advice.

This statement is false.

  • 01.03.2013 1:08 AM PDT

I hate myself. Fix me.

[Edited on 01.03.2013 1:09 AM PST]

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Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)


Posted by: Galada
a man from the government came to my house and said i was the chosen one and the world needed my help, but i dont want to help. what should i do?

Jump in circles.















































Off of a cliff.

  • 01.03.2013 1:08 AM PDT
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Metal breakfast.

Posted by: Double A

Posted by: HistoryHighlight
How do I get my girlfriend to let me take her bra off?

To remove one's bra, one must remove one's own bra.

Woah, that was deep man. Like, really deep.

  • 01.03.2013 1:09 AM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

For one to love oneself, one must learn to love all.
Posted by: boomdeyadah
Why do I hate myself. Fix me.

  • 01.03.2013 1:09 AM PDT

Posted by: Double A
For one to love oneself, one must learn to love all.
But how Sensei?

  • 01.03.2013 1:10 AM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)


Posted by: boomdeyadah
Posted by: Double A
For one to love oneself, one must learn to love all.
But how Sensei?

The answer is right in front of you. You must first find it.

  • 01.03.2013 1:11 AM PDT

*Ponder*

  • 01.03.2013 1:12 AM PDT

Allons-y!

Why can't I be as cool as petitminou?

  • 01.03.2013 1:33 AM PDT

Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

I just killed a man but the pigs I usually use to dispose of him are participating in a beauty contest.


What do I do?

  • 01.03.2013 1:39 AM PDT

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