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Subject: Tell Me a Joke
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Make it funny. No religious or political stuff pls

  • 01.03.2013 1:21 AM PDT

Halo 4.

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Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
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Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

Your mom

  • 01.03.2013 1:22 AM PDT
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My signature is rather loopy and elegant... I don't see a way to replicate this in text form. Do italics work? Yes, they do

What's the difference between a Libertarian and a Muslim?

They d-

Oh. That's a shame.

  • 01.03.2013 1:22 AM PDT

Take me into your heart! Accept me as your savior! Nail me to the -blam!- cross, and let me be reborn!

A guy walked into a bar.

Ouch.

  • 01.03.2013 1:22 AM PDT
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I'd love to post a funny one, but I'd get banned instantly.

  • 01.03.2013 1:22 AM PDT
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The WNBA

  • 01.03.2013 1:23 AM PDT

Why did Amy drop her ice cream cone?



She was hit by a bus.







Knock, knock.


Whos there?




Not Amy

  • 01.03.2013 1:23 AM PDT
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Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: Koolen
I'd love to post a funny one, but I'd get banned instantly.


What's the difference between a -blam!- and an -blam!-.

-blam!-

  • 01.03.2013 1:23 AM PDT
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Metal breakfast.

Women's rights.

  • 01.03.2013 1:23 AM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

So Jessica Parker walks into a bar and everyone turns around and says "Why the long face?"

  • 01.03.2013 1:24 AM PDT

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Homework questions? Forget the Flood, join The Academy.
I've got a fan!

What was the name of the dinosaur that played the T-Rex from Jurassic Park?

























Dino DeVito

  • 01.03.2013 1:24 AM PDT
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Posted by: jazz776
Women's rights.

Why do women have small feet?

To stand closer to the stove

  • 01.03.2013 1:25 AM PDT

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?".

The horse, unable to understand human language, promperly takes a dump on the floor and leaves.

  • 01.03.2013 1:26 AM PDT

Knock, Knock


Who's there









The police informing you that your whole family died in a tragic car accident.

  • 01.03.2013 1:27 AM PDT

I hate my gamertag AND my B.net name.

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So Jessica Parker walks into a bar and everyone turns around and says "Why the long face?"
mfw

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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.

what do you call a lad wearing a suit?

the defendant

^ my australian floodians should get it

  • 01.03.2013 1:30 AM PDT
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Why didn't princess diana join my xbox live party?

She was stuck on the dashboard

[Edited on 01.03.2013 1:38 AM PST]

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

Dropping two ice creams.

What's worse than dropping two ice creams?

The holocaust.

What's worse than the holocaust?

Dropping three ice creams.

  • 01.03.2013 1:32 AM PDT
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blam! this.

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Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


Posted by: Sparkfire
Why didn't princess diana join my xbox live party?

She was on the dashboard


Worst joke of the year.

Nvm that: decade

  • 01.03.2013 1:34 AM PDT

What do you call an Arab flying a plane?




A Pilot.

  • 01.03.2013 1:35 AM PDT
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Posted by: petitminou

Posted by: Sparkfire
Why didn't princess diana join my xbox live party?

She was on the dashboard


Worst joke of the year.

Nvm that: decade


I forgot a word though. At least my rock found it funny

[Edited on 01.03.2013 1:39 AM PST]

  • 01.03.2013 1:37 AM PDT

Take me into your heart! Accept me as your savior! Nail me to the -blam!- cross, and let me be reborn!

Posted by: Sparkfire
Why didn't princess diana join my xbox live party?

She was on the dashboard
Alright I'll admit I laughed.

  • 01.03.2013 1:37 AM PDT

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