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deej pls

I lost my mood ring.

Not sure how I feel about this.

  • 01.03.2013 1:41 AM PDT
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We all wear masks and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing our own skin.

Why don't vegetarian women scream during orgasms?


They refuse to admit that a piece of meat gives them pleasure!

  • 01.03.2013 1:44 AM PDT

Welcome.
You have just entered my mind. Please sign the contract before continuing further into this black hole to acknowledge I am not at fault if any mental/physical damage is caused to you whilst viewing my history. If any damage to yourself is caused, please call your whaambulance for advice.

Did you know that you can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish?

  • 01.03.2013 1:46 AM PDT
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What is black and screams very loud?


- Stevie Wonder mixing up the iron for his telephone.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

- ­gangrape

Did you hear about princess Diana? She was all over the radio!

- the dashboard, windshield and street too...

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Check out my deviantART page

Some things I like:
Video Games
Anime
Art

What is sticky and brown?... A stick!

  • 01.03.2013 1:47 AM PDT

"Banhammer" - Post anything on the Waypoint forums -50g
Never forget:
Porch Day
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Posted by: boomdeyadah
Halo 4.

  • 01.03.2013 1:51 AM PDT

Did you hear about the kidnapping last week?

Yeah, he woke up.

/thread

  • 01.03.2013 2:21 AM PDT

In memory of those fallen in the defense of Earth and her colonies.

March 3, 2553

Hahahaha

Oh crap I forgot the punchline....... well this is awkward.

  • 01.03.2013 2:22 AM PDT
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They say strength in numbers...tell that to 9 million Jews.

  • 01.03.2013 2:29 AM PDT
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Sometimes, I dream about cheese.


Posted by: RogueRainbowX
I lost my mood ring.

Not sure how I feel about this.
my friend just posted that 43 minutes ago on FB

are any of you floodians named Jake?

  • 01.03.2013 2:49 AM PDT

First time here? I love you.

Been here before? I still love you.

I was going to make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.

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Posted by: Koolen
Did you hear about princess Diana? She was all over the radio!

- the dashboard, windshield and street too...


lol

  • 01.03.2013 2:53 AM PDT

There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died.

The end.

SCFH


Posted by: boomdeyadah
Halo 4.

I laughed.

  • 01.03.2013 2:57 AM PDT
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America.

  • 01.03.2013 2:57 AM PDT

damnitt halo 4 was done.
why didn't the chicken cross the road? Nobody escapes from tweedy's farm

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  • 01.03.2013 3:00 AM PDT

Name's Pixel.
There's a 87.7% chance that I'm better than you.
At everything.
Also.
Please message me if you have any objections.
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Posted by: F3nrix
Did you know that you can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish?

No, man. The bad puns thread was made yesterday.

  • 01.03.2013 3:03 AM PDT
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What happened to the wooden car with the wooden engine?

It wooden go

  • 01.03.2013 3:50 AM PDT

Women's opinion

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Posted by: werdnaz
What happened to the wooden car with the wooden engine?

It wooden go


lol at puns

  • 01.03.2013 4:38 AM PDT

x_*x Blame Stosh

Why did Hitler kill himself?

He got his gas bill.

  • 01.03.2013 4:42 AM PDT

-blam!- Was that actually blammed out? Or did I just type it? You'll never know.

See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling.

So then, the first guy has an idea... He says, "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... He says, "Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"

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We all wear masks and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing our own skin.


Posted by: Big Z 20x
Women's opinion


How do you give a woman an orgasm?


Who cares!

  • 01.03.2013 4:46 AM PDT
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"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me"

- Batman

What falls from a tree and breaks your TV?

Your TV.

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