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Let us assume Adolf died in WWI and Germany still had a Kaiser. Let us also assume that said Kaiser eventually started conquering nearby countries and then the world.

How well off would humanity be when saturated with non--blam!- German culture, ideas, and education?

  • 01.03.2013 11:54 AM PDT

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Under Bismarck's reign, interesting.

  • 01.03.2013 11:55 AM PDT


Posted by: NorbergK6
Under Bismarck's reign, interesting.


Not necessarily. Let us assume that any Kaiser after WWI (so thus made-up ones) could have done the conquering.

  • 01.03.2013 11:57 AM PDT

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Interesting...

The war would have gone a little differently. Scarily, Einstein would not have fled, neither would have the Jewish money and expertise in business and medicine...

Yeah, if they were determined, a German speaking Europe isn't that much a stretch. Possibly Russia too. Past that, the supply lines get tricky, so, Germany having about as much territory as the USA.

  • 01.03.2013 11:59 AM PDT
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Well, let's see, Germany gave us Beethoven, Bach, bratwurst, the German Shepherd, numerous luxury car brands, the jet engine, the modern rocket, the first universal health care system, Friedrich Nietzsche, aspirin, Heidi Klum, and, of course, beer.

I, for one, welcome our new overlords.

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  • 01.03.2013 12:00 PM PDT
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Posted by: x Foman123 x
Well, let's see, Germany gave us Beethoven, Bach, bratwurst, the German Shepherd, numerous luxury car brands, the jet engine, the modern rocket, the first universal health care system, Friedrich Nietzsche, aspirin, Heidi Klum, and, of course, beer.

I, for one, welcome our new overlords.
They also have far less crime than we do.

  • 01.03.2013 12:05 PM PDT

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They have a great work ethic and are productive, don't see what's wrong with their culture as they are civilized drinkers unlike here in Britain who just try to get pissfaced as quickly as possible and their food rocks. Before the wars tainted their image as bloodthirsty -blam!-s they were well known for their music, Beethoven, and philosophy, Nietzsche, which is cool. And I learn the language in school so I wouldn't mind it, I welcome the Kaiser.
What I'm saying is kinda stupid but basically I wouldn't mind being German all that much.

  • 01.03.2013 12:06 PM PDT

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  • 01.03.2013 12:07 PM PDT

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Posted by: NorbergK6
Under Bismarck's reign, interesting.


Agreed.

  • 01.03.2013 12:07 PM PDT

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I wonder if our anthem would be Heut Ist Mein Tag.

  • 01.03.2013 12:08 PM PDT


Posted by: X ODST dutch X
we'd all be alcoholics


German people simply do not get drunk. I have seen my grandfather down 5 beers in less than an hour and he only had to run to the bathroom.

Also, Germans don't drink as much as you think.

  • 01.03.2013 12:10 PM PDT

Far less Ottoman than it should be.

  • 01.03.2013 12:18 PM PDT