"Through the fog the army moves on. Pushing through borders. Knocking over obstacles. Killing all enemies. Victory is secured, brothers, march on until the flag rises over the landscape."
The Holy Council
I have this fetish with humping my cat. I was featured on several TV shows such as Oprah and Dr. Phil and a few others. This is serious.
When I was 8 I first touched my cat, and we fell in love. Or at least I fell in love. We watched Tv together, and took showers together. However in due time my parents found out. My mother caught me humping my cat under the bedsheets and flipped out. I was 14. I am now 17, and I have cat orgies. I tie them up and gag them and we have huge parties. I invite friends over and we all hump the cats. The cats seem to enjoy it. We ate each other's poo once, and now that I think of it - it was quite nasty.
Now this is a really bad joke, and I hope you enjoyed it. I ordered a Pizza and I needed something to do. Thanks for reading, please don't ban, and have a great day errbody. :)