Through minutes of research, I now deduce that SWAG = the 7th square of every hundred thousandth geopolitical camera angle / the number of pigs in Ecuador - sin^-1(imported coffee stains in New York) + the 21st painis of every viewer on Youtube * the 86th number of all "c's" on that faithful day in 2009 / 67 ducks^ the Avogadro's number of all Congolese hookers killed in he Rwanda Genocide - 7tan(craters in the straight of Horumz) * 5$ and a keg of beer.
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