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Subject: A Question from the Good Halo Players to the Flood

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Why do you care about us simple peasant folk? Oh great lord of Halo players.

[Edited on 01.03.2013 6:06 PM PST]

  • 01.03.2013 6:04 PM PDT

I'm an objectively better player than you OP, and I retired from serious gaming long ago. Also, this is Bungie.net, not Halo.net. That being said, I'd ask for your autograph but I can't deem you worthy of the attention.

  • 01.03.2013 6:07 PM PDT

The Almighty Flood does not require your presence.

Begone peasant.

[Edited on 01.03.2013 6:07 PM PST]

  • 01.03.2013 6:07 PM PDT

You look around.You fire your weapon before you realize.
Its just me. I fall and you walk up. You cry why.
When i pop up. You look at me in wonder. I say,"ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL."
You bend to my will and go to a cliff, walk off, and fall.
The last thing you hear is me stating as fact,"All will fail the battle of life, you just went early"

What do you mean by good?

Are you one of those k/d kiddies or are you talking about legit skill?

I stay here because the Flood amuses me.

[Edited on 01.03.2013 6:09 PM PST]

  • 01.03.2013 6:08 PM PDT


Posted by: Biack Rose66
I'm an objectively better player than you OP, and I retired from serious gaming long ago. Also, this is Bungie.net, not Halo.net. That being said, I'd ask for your autograph but I can't deem you worthy of the attention.


Lol.

Objectively, that's a pretty funny joke you made right there.

[Edited on 01.03.2013 6:09 PM PST]

  • 01.03.2013 6:08 PM PDT


Posted by: Brilliant

Posted by: AK FROST
When you halo players stop playing video games because competetive halo is dead as we know it.


Well "competetive" halo doesn't exist, but competitive halo is looking to move up in the world with a potential partnership between MLG and VG.
You answered one question. You failed to answer the rest. You are a small piece of the competetive community pie. Washouts of the competetive community, nothing special. The only ones left are brigs and reach kids. The good players that are left over( handful) will be gone by next year. Compared to the flood or other private groups you are nothing but an ant. Competetive halo revolves around randomness. And I'm sure you are all still playing halo 4 while complaining about it.

  • 01.03.2013 6:09 PM PDT

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Posted by: Biack Rose66
I'm an objectively better player than you OP, and I retired from serious gaming long ago. Also, this is Bungie.net, not Halo.net. That being said, I'd ask for your autograph but I can't deem you worthy of the attention.


Lol.

That's a pretty funny joke.

Hey, watch out guys. We've got a bad ass over here.

  • 01.03.2013 6:09 PM PDT

Bookshelf if I recall you were a staff captain even before way.

[Edited on 01.03.2013 6:10 PM PST]

  • 01.03.2013 6:09 PM PDT


Posted by: Brilliant

Posted by: Biack Rose66
I'm an objectively better player than you OP, and I retired from serious gaming long ago. Also, this is Bungie.net, not Halo.net. That being said, I'd ask for your autograph but I can't deem you worthy of the attention.


Lol.

Objectively, that's a pretty funny joke you made right there.


You're using the word objectively wrong, pal. Also, You're using stats that are old from March 2012. How cute. 2/10, made me respond because of your attempted witty remark.

  • 01.03.2013 6:10 PM PDT


Posted by: Biack Rose66

Posted by: Brilliant

Posted by: Biack Rose66
I'm an objectively better player than you OP, and I retired from serious gaming long ago. Also, this is Bungie.net, not Halo.net. That being said, I'd ask for your autograph but I can't deem you worthy of the attention.


Lol.

Objectively, that's a pretty funny joke you made right there.


You're using the word objectively wrong, pal. Also, You're using stats that are old from March 2012. How cute. 2/10, made me respond because of your attempted witty remark.
I wouldn't worry about it he had to get carried to his 49.

  • 01.03.2013 6:12 PM PDT
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Posted by: AK FROST
Bookshelf if I recall you were a staff captain even before way.

Wait, you know this guy?

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  • 01.03.2013 6:14 PM PDT


Posted by: AK FROST

Posted by: Biack Rose66

Posted by: Brilliant

Posted by: Biack Rose66
I'm an objectively better player than you OP, and I retired from serious gaming long ago. Also, this is Bungie.net, not Halo.net. That being said, I'd ask for your autograph but I can't deem you worthy of the attention.


Lol.

Objectively, that's a pretty funny joke you made right there.


You're using the word objectively wrong, pal. Also, You're using stats that are old from March 2012. How cute. 2/10, made me respond because of your attempted witty remark.
I wouldn't worry about it he had to get carried to his 49.


I didn't realize he picked up on my Halo 3 stats, haha. I was a better Reach player, but doesn't matter because I didn't play at the level of determination as I did with Reach. People still try to prove their -blam!- in Halo 3?

  • 01.03.2013 6:15 PM PDT


Posted by: Biack Rose66

Posted by: Brilliant

Posted by: Biack Rose66
I'm an objectively better player than you OP, and I retired from serious gaming long ago. Also, this is Bungie.net, not Halo.net. That being said, I'd ask for your autograph but I can't deem you worthy of the attention.


Lol.

Objectively, that's a pretty funny joke you made right there.


You're using the word objectively wrong, pal. Also, You're using stats that are old from March 2012. How cute. 2/10, made me respond because of your attempted witty remark.


Halo 3 was dead and irrelevant long before March 2012. It took 3 hours to get a 50 in H3, it shouldn't take a "good" (by any stretch of the word) player more than 4 years.

[Edited on 01.03.2013 6:16 PM PST]

  • 01.03.2013 6:15 PM PDT

Lol reach kids itt.

  • 01.03.2013 6:17 PM PDT


Posted by: AK FROST
I wouldn't worry about it he had to get carried to his 49.


You have no idea who I am then lol. Derpshelf is definitely not included in the ~50 decent players.

[Edited on 01.03.2013 6:21 PM PST]

  • 01.03.2013 6:18 PM PDT


Posted by: Biack Rose66

I didn't realize he picked up on my Halo 3 stats, haha. I was a better Reach player, but doesn't matter because I didn't play at the level of determination as I did with Reach. People still try to prove their -blam!- in Halo 3?


You were bad at Reach too lol.

  • 01.03.2013 6:19 PM PDT

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  • 01.03.2013 6:22 PM PDT


Posted by: Brilliant

Posted by: Biack Rose66

Posted by: Brilliant

Posted by: Biack Rose66
I'm an objectively better player than you OP, and I retired from serious gaming long ago. Also, this is Bungie.net, not Halo.net. That being said, I'd ask for your autograph but I can't deem you worthy of the attention.


Lol.

Objectively, that's a pretty funny joke you made right there.


You're using the word objectively wrong, pal. Also, You're using stats that are old from March 2012. How cute. 2/10, made me respond because of your attempted witty remark.


Halo 3 was dead and irrelevant long before March 2012. It took 3 hours to get a 50 in H3, it shouldn't take a "good" (by any stretch of the word) player more than 4 years.


This only warrants a response because I made the mistake and glanced at the url. I figured you would look at my Reach stats instead of a game much less relevant and outdated like Halo 3. I never got a 50 in Halo because my life had more purpose during that time. My priorities in life rested (and still do) with academia as opposed to video games. Your style of writing is so adorable, you act like you have something to prove and have an absurd amount of self-importance.

Also, comparing sizes of our video game -blam!- is boring as -blam!-, so I'll humor you with this and then leave. My self stats are above average, I am a player who plays to win a game as opposed to have a bad stats. I easily had better map awareness than you, which I would rather have than a higher k/d. I called out weapons and players with precision.

[Edited on 01.03.2013 6:26 PM PST]

  • 01.03.2013 6:22 PM PDT


Posted by: Biack Rose66
This only warrants a response because I made the mistake and glanced at the url. I figured you would look at my Reach stats instead of a game much less relevant and outdated like Halo 3. I never got a 50 in Halo because my life had more purpose during that time. My priorities in life rested (and still do) with academia as opposed to video games. Your style of writing is so adorable, you act like you have something to prove and have an absurd amount of self-importance.


That's a terrible excuse. I go to one of the best schools in the world, have a great social life, and I have plenty of time to be very good at halo.

  • 01.03.2013 6:25 PM PDT

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  • 01.03.2013 6:26 PM PDT

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  • 01.03.2013 6:27 PM PDT
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  • 01.03.2013 6:27 PM PDT


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  • 01.03.2013 6:28 PM PDT




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