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Someone or something hits you in the balls, real hard? Do you shout, jump around, lie on the floor and cry, come on flood I demand answers!

  • 01.03.2013 5:58 PM PDT

Take me into your heart! Accept me as your savior! Nail me to the -blam!- cross, and let me be reborn!

My friend threw a piece of wood at my boys a few years ago. They got hit, I bent over and felt lightheaded and sick. Half an hour passed, and I decided to get him back. I grabbed a small piece of sand paper, folded it in half, and slid it across the back of his neck really fast.

  • 01.03.2013 5:59 PM PDT

Skwid

I don't know? I tend to not to get hit in the balls that often.

  • 01.03.2013 5:59 PM PDT

The tide is turning, brothers! Let us take our kingdom back!

Usually just kneel down in absolute pain. Not fun :(

  • 01.03.2013 6:01 PM PDT

I do nothing. I am resilient to nut-cracking. It usually takes one shot to sensitise them and one more to hurt them. I can get incapacitated if it's hard enough or for the third time. Even harder or fourth shot? My testicles will burst and I will kill myself with a machete to the temple...

Fortunately I've never been nut-shot more than once in my lifetime as far as I can remember...

  • 01.03.2013 6:02 PM PDT

I kind of do this thing where I walk in circles and spout random nonsense and profanities until the pain leaves. I have only been hit once or twice though. I know where to stand in most situations.

  • 01.03.2013 6:05 PM PDT

Bungie made a series worthy of the Gods, but that does not make them such.

React, curse, then try to walk it off, sometimes yamering while I do.

  • 01.03.2013 6:07 PM PDT

Armour lock.

  • 01.03.2013 6:08 PM PDT

I r guy who gun to teach u lesson


Posted by: AcedannyK 7
Armour lock.


This is the only answer.

  • 01.03.2013 6:09 PM PDT

Cool Story bro, tell it again.

Stand there and make noises like the Pyro, then roll on the floor crying.

  • 01.03.2013 6:09 PM PDT
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Laugh at the person in agony on the floor for even attempting it.

I've got balls of steel.

  • 01.03.2013 6:10 PM PDT

You know, when you're having a bad day, you just gotta let yourself go!

Never been in such a situation. I wouldn't even wish it on anyone.

  • 01.03.2013 6:19 PM PDT