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Subject: Where are you Webmaster?

I am the Thorian, known as Species 37 to you people. I am an ancient sentient plant that is fifty thousand years old. My ability to hibernate for thousands of years makes my real age impossible to guess though you are welcome to try.

Do you reckon the Webmaster is in the dark like we are? (not the basement he dwells in).
Do you think he'll show that gorilla suit face of his again once the darkness has lifted?

I would like to hear from him again...

[Edited on 01.03.2013 6:01 PM PST]

  • 01.03.2013 5:59 PM PDT
Subject: Where for art thou Webmaster?

He's right on top of us! I wonder if he is using the same wind we are using...

Ockeghem
Missa Prolationum

Wherefore means why

  • 01.03.2013 6:00 PM PDT

Please stop complaining about the 'death of a loved one' it's my job. They probably deserved it anyways. Here's a warning, if you keep making pentagrams out of the neighbors livestock I will personally come to your house and kill everyone you love. Now leave me alone, I got to get back to work.
~M.D~

I think he's sexy.

  • 01.03.2013 6:00 PM PDT

I am the Thorian, known as Species 37 to you people. I am an ancient sentient plant that is fifty thousand years old. My ability to hibernate for thousands of years makes my real age impossible to guess though you are welcome to try.


Posted by: Ockeghem
Wherefore means why

All right clever clogs, I'll change the title.

  • 01.03.2013 6:01 PM PDT
Subject: Where are you Webmaster?

"You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the past. You don't try to forget the mistakes, but you don't dwell on it. You don't let it have any of your energy, or any of your time, or any of your space." -Johnny Cash

He doesn't like to post all that often. Instead, he works on the website and lurks.

  • 01.03.2013 6:02 PM PDT

yas334229812


Posted by: OMARRCHR
He doesn't like to post all that often. Instead, he works on the website and lurks.


Though wonder whether he will be back. And how many others will come back to post, especially with the new bungie.next, or bungie.net update.

  • 01.03.2013 6:04 PM PDT

"You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the past. You don't try to forget the mistakes, but you don't dwell on it. You don't let it have any of your energy, or any of your time, or any of your space." -Johnny Cash


Posted by: risay_117

Posted by: OMARRCHR
He doesn't like to post all that often. Instead, he works on the website and lurks.


Though wonder whether he will be back. And how many others will come back to post, especially with the new bungie.next, or bungie.net update.

When he'll be back? He never left.

  • 01.03.2013 6:05 PM PDT

I spend too much time here.. too much time indeed.

I tweet?

If I recall, the webmaster was originally on a 2 year pee break. I'm sure its been indefinitely extended. Booze is one hell of a diuretic.

  • 01.03.2013 6:06 PM PDT

yas334229812


Posted by: OMARRCHR

Posted by: risay_117

Posted by: OMARRCHR
He doesn't like to post all that often. Instead, he works on the website and lurks.


Though wonder whether he will be back. And how many others will come back to post, especially with the new bungie.next, or bungie.net update.

When he'll be back? He never left.

When he posts something again. I believe that is what i meant.
Though when was his last post.

  • 01.03.2013 6:06 PM PDT

I am the Thorian, known as Species 37 to you people. I am an ancient sentient plant that is fifty thousand years old. My ability to hibernate for thousands of years makes my real age impossible to guess though you are welcome to try.


Posted by: OMARRCHR

Posted by: risay_117

Posted by: OMARRCHR
He doesn't like to post all that often. Instead, he works on the website and lurks.


Though wonder whether he will be back. And how many others will come back to post, especially with the new bungie.next, or bungie.net update.

When he'll be back? He never left.

When was his last post?

[Edited on 01.03.2013 6:08 PM PST]

  • 01.03.2013 6:07 PM PDT

"You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the past. You don't try to forget the mistakes, but you don't dwell on it. You don't let it have any of your energy, or any of your time, or any of your space." -Johnny Cash


Posted by: The Thorian

Posted by: OMARRCHR

Posted by: risay_117

Posted by: OMARRCHR
He doesn't like to post all that often. Instead, he works on the website and lurks.


Though wonder whether he will be back. And how many others will come back to post, especially with the new bungie.next, or bungie.net update.

When he'll be back? He never left.

When was his last post?

December 21st. However, he has still been logging on.

[Edited on 01.03.2013 6:09 PM PST]

  • 01.03.2013 6:09 PM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

My guess, peeing - still.

  • 01.03.2013 6:10 PM PDT

I am the Thorian, known as Species 37 to you people. I am an ancient sentient plant that is fifty thousand years old. My ability to hibernate for thousands of years makes my real age impossible to guess though you are welcome to try.


Posted by: OMARRCHR
December 21st. However, he has still been logging on.

I don't see Achronos wearing a gorilla outfit and a cowboy hat.
And I don't think the Webmaster description suits him:

"The chronically drunk and aggressive webmaster of Bungie.net (Known for dressing as a gorilla with a floppy yellow cowboy hat, as well as disappearing for months on "HTML research missions" and answering the E-Mails of grammatically impaired fans)."

  • 01.03.2013 6:13 PM PDT

yas334229812


Posted by: OMARRCHR

Posted by: The Thorian

Posted by: OMARRCHR

Posted by: risay_117

Posted by: OMARRCHR
He doesn't like to post all that often. Instead, he works on the website and lurks.


Though wonder whether he will be back. And how many others will come back to post, especially with the new bungie.next, or bungie.net update.

When he'll be back? He never left.

When was his last post?

December 21st. However, he has still been logging on.

Um that is the overload and he posts quite often, the webmaster, is a gorilla with a hat and booze, and he has been gone far longer than this guy.

  • 01.03.2013 6:20 PM PDT

"You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the past. You don't try to forget the mistakes, but you don't dwell on it. You don't let it have any of your energy, or any of your time, or any of your space." -Johnny Cash

I'm pretty sure that's Achronos. As for The Webmaster character, I don't know when it will return, but I wouldn't expect it to come back anytime soon.

[Edited on 01.03.2013 6:31 PM PST]

  • 01.03.2013 6:28 PM PDT

I spend too much time here.. too much time indeed.

I tweet?

Posted by: risay_117
Um that is the overload and he posts quite often, the webmaster, is a gorilla with a hat and booze, and he has been gone far longer than this guy.

Eh, Achronos could easily be mistaken for a drunk man in a gorilla suit with a foam cowboy hat.

  • 01.03.2013 6:28 PM PDT

Dubito ergo cogito, cogito ergo sum ©
Halo 3 Longshore playable on Team Fortress 2 vids

The website lies deep in Bungie. He's currently peeing for the next seven years.

  • 01.04.2013 10:04 AM PDT
  • gamertag: [none]
  • user homepage:

Lady Astor: "If I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill: "If I were your husband I'd drink it !"

I think he is probably working on bigger things along with the rest of the web management team

  • 01.04.2013 11:55 AM PDT