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Subject: Whiskers of Magic: An Introspective Look At Beards

"Living to smile, and not to succeed; smiling to inspire happiness, not to give the illusion you are happy; creativity and music to inspire smiling, which in turn inspires happiness; being nice to be happy, not for being perceived a good person."

A closer look at the mysteries behind the mythical beards.

Do you have a beard? How does it make you feel to be more of a man, to be more manly than even the manliest of men? Do you even have a beard?

  • 01.03.2013 6:39 PM PDT
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I have a beard.

I have a beard because I'm lazy and don't feel like shaving.

  • 01.03.2013 6:49 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey

I can't grow a beard.

  • 01.03.2013 6:50 PM PDT

The human element always mucks things up.

Beards are god's gift to women after all.

  • 01.03.2013 6:52 PM PDT

"It is the cruelest fate, to have written words that meant well and see them made wicked and unwise. What was meant to encourage life, used instead to justify taking it."

Thorin and Company have inspired me to grow a beard truly worthy of a dwarf-king. It'll take a few decades.

  • 01.03.2013 6:54 PM PDT
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This is a signature. If you're reading it, you must be dedicated. My other account, created in 2011, is nitwitcoffee10.
My gamertag is Shoop Do Whoop.

Jesus probably had a beard, therefore I want a beard. Unfortunately, I'm still too young to grow one successfully.

  • 01.03.2013 6:56 PM PDT

I have a beard.... but it's not on my face..

  • 01.03.2013 7:01 PM PDT
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Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.


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I have a beard.... but it's not on my face..


Your tummy?

  • 01.03.2013 7:02 PM PDT