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Subject: Should I become batman?

Alright, flood, what follows is no joke. I'm totally serious.

First some background information on me:
-28 years old caucasian male
-good-looking
-heir to my dad's enterprise, so practically a magnate
-highly skilled in various martial arts, including Dans
-ascertained IQ of 164
-PhD in medicine, bachelor in electrical engineering and enhanced knowledge of mechanical engineering
-my philosophy is not nihilism, but very close to it - some kind of extreme neutrality/realism
-bored of life in general

Now back to my concern that I want your opinion on.

There's only one thing I hate in the world: selfish and reckless people.
I can't stand the thought that there are so many innocent scapegoats in the world who suffer from those bastards.
You know, I live and act on the maxim that you're free to do whatever you want, you only need to face the consequences.
Said people only act on the first part of this and this is not tolerable. They destroy the natural balance.. out of self interest.
I'm tired of this. I'm tired of watching. I'm tired of doing nothing. I need to take a stand against those individuals and call them to account.
I have virtually unlimited resources and enough knowledge to construct the necessary gadgets and equipment.

So, flood, should I become the real Batman?

  • 01.03.2013 7:11 PM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!

I'm Batman.

  • 01.03.2013 7:12 PM PDT

I am the Carpet man they talk about... I jump from star to star, I walk it out.

Always be Batman.

  • 01.03.2013 7:13 PM PDT
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you should become a rock man

  • 01.03.2013 7:14 PM PDT
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GT: Clerks

Do you or don't you wear hockey pads?

  • 01.03.2013 7:14 PM PDT
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Posted by: markwil1992
I'm Batman.


No, I'm Batman

  • 01.03.2013 7:14 PM PDT

Wow, just wow!

Well, if you believe you can become a vigilante (criminal) who exists only in the fantasy world of comic books and make-believe, sure go ahead.

  • 01.03.2013 7:14 PM PDT

I will be robin.

  • 01.03.2013 7:14 PM PDT


Posted by: Adamantiumind
Do you or don't you wear hockey pads?

  • 01.03.2013 7:15 PM PDT

Without a sign, his sword the brave man draws, and asks no omen but his country's cause


Posted by: Sparkfire
Posted by: markwil1992
I'm Batman.


No, I'm Batman
Harvey Dent


Can we trust him?

  • 01.03.2013 7:15 PM PDT

omg dude....do it

  • 01.03.2013 7:15 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

Train yourself to fight just in case but otherwise be yourself. Helping out the police gets you the exact same thing and hey, you don't need to get a cape, spandex or sidekicks in capes and spandex. The other perks are you wouldn't have to fight maniacs.

  • 01.03.2013 7:16 PM PDT

No. There are smarter ways to do things than dressing up like a flying bug eating bladder.

  • 01.03.2013 7:16 PM PDT

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle- victorious"

Who's the joker?

  • 01.03.2013 7:17 PM PDT


Posted by: LJ 248
I will be robin.


Are you a girl?

  • 01.03.2013 7:18 PM PDT


Posted by: Classic Rock Man

Posted by: LJ 248
I will be robin.


Are you a girl?

No, all man.

  • 01.03.2013 7:18 PM PDT

I'll be redhood

  • 01.03.2013 7:21 PM PDT

Silly! Everyone else is already Batman.

  • 01.03.2013 7:22 PM PDT


Posted by: LJ 248

Posted by: Classic Rock Man

Posted by: LJ 248
I will be robin.


Are you a girl?

No, all man.


Sorry, but I would like a girl robin so we can makeout on rooftops and stuff

  • 01.03.2013 7:24 PM PDT

If we disagree, it's nothing personal, opinions are opinions.
Antagonizing me to build a false sense of worth is so damn cute.

Brighten your day with science.

But you aren't above the law.

  • 01.03.2013 7:24 PM PDT
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"I know not what weapons World War III will be fought with, but I do know that World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

-Albert Einstein

But who will be Robin, I wonder...?

  • 01.03.2013 7:24 PM PDT

Wheres Meh Sniper?

Youtube page

You'll always be my Batman.

  • 01.03.2013 7:25 PM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia


Posted by: M4L1K jr
Who's the joker?


I'm not.

  • 01.03.2013 7:25 PM PDT

"I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle- victorious"

Posted by: Not The Joker

Posted by: M4L1K jr
Who's the joker?


I'm not.


I was expecting you......

  • 01.03.2013 7:26 PM PDT

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