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Subject: Let's make a rap

Don't litter, or God will rip your face off and feed it to a goat.

Just remember to rhyme. Ill pick the one that i like and will post another line after.

I'll start.

I walking down the street with a hat on my head

A beer in my hand and eating some lead

See a little shop across the road

A girl inside it was suckin' a chode

I said to myself, get outta here

[Edited on 01.03.2013 9:20 PM PST]

  • 01.03.2013 8:57 PM PDT

Name: Vien (Sven) 'Quitonm
Age: 19
Species: Sangheili
Height: 6'7"
Weight: 240 Lbs.
Eye Colour: Grey


Posted by: havokpengw1n
Just remember to rhyme.

I'll start.

I walking down the street with a hat on my head

One shot to the heart then the OP is dead.

My name is Vien 'Quitonmee, let us discuss the Sangheili anatomy.

  • 01.03.2013 8:58 PM PDT

心の中に弱い風が吹いています。

Stop this. I'm going to bed.

  • 01.03.2013 8:58 PM PDT
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Writer's Corner
6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

A beer in my hand and eating some lead

  • 01.03.2013 8:58 PM PDT
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No point in putting something funny, clever or informative here. Most probably im going to get perma-banned anyway.

Car ran me over now im dead.

  • 01.03.2013 8:58 PM PDT

Ima Bee

Someone has probably posted before I could finish this...

  • 01.03.2013 9:00 PM PDT

"Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive"

But I got that futurama goin on, im just a talking head

  • 01.03.2013 9:00 PM PDT

The sound of iron shocks is stuck in my head, The thunder of the drums dictates
The rhythm of the falls, the number of dead's the rising of the horns, ahead
From the dawn of time to the end of days I will have to run, away
I want to feel the pain and the bitter taste of the blood on my lips, again

How I imagine OP

  • 01.03.2013 9:02 PM PDT
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I like Cheese


Posted by: msonic98
But I got that futurama goin on, im just a talking head

Shizzle my dizzle homeboy

  • 01.03.2013 9:03 PM PDT

Ignore my gamertag. It's actually Dragonzzilla.

Posted by: PrecisionUncle
Someone has probably posted before I could finish this...
Sit down boy before I do it with your miss!
You better listen to me, because I'll give you a reason to be glee!

  • 01.03.2013 9:03 PM PDT

"Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive"

Snoop lion has just deployed

  • 01.03.2013 9:04 PM PDT

Bungie r dicks

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[Edited on 01.03.2013 9:08 PM PST]

  • 01.03.2013 9:05 PM PDT

"Sophisticated ignorance, write my curses in cursive"


Posted by: pie is delicious
And so I'll -blam!- your -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- you stupid son of a -blam!- and I'll cut off your -blam!- so you can't pee


Then 5 min. later your girl gon be callin me honey.

  • 01.03.2013 9:07 PM PDT

Ima Bee

You don't rhyme, you're not in time, see even I can rhyme, I'm a cool as rapper big time?

  • 01.03.2013 9:13 PM PDT

Bungie r dicks

A girl inside it was suckin' a chode

  • 01.03.2013 9:13 PM PDT

Rap is not really my Genre of expertise.

  • 01.03.2013 9:14 PM PDT

now it's time to cross the street?

that's all I got

  • 01.03.2013 9:15 PM PDT

Ima Bee


Posted by: Maynard Keenan
Rap is not really my Genre of expertise.

But I can can murder all y'all haterz wit eaze swag

  • 01.03.2013 9:16 PM PDT

Okay I will try.

I make wine in Arizona,
Back up, I don't even know ya


I don't know.
Check out Puscifer - Donkey Punch the Night to hear my mad rhymes (And cover of others). It comes out in Feb.

  • 01.03.2013 9:18 PM PDT
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-blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-!
I like to shoot gunz -blam!-!
-blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!- -blam!-!
I popped some -blam!-!

  • 01.03.2013 9:19 PM PDT

But had sex so it was k
I hope you all have a good porch day!

  • 01.03.2013 9:20 PM PDT
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We all wear masks and the time comes when we cannot remove them without removing our own skin.

Tweens and their horrible rhythm and flow.

  • 01.03.2013 9:21 PM PDT

Wheres Meh Sniper?

Youtube page

line 4 made my day, thanks OP!

  • 01.03.2013 9:21 PM PDT

Bungie r dicks

Right before that a tossed a jeer to the womnan who was here

  • 01.03.2013 9:22 PM PDT

~:O>~~


Posted by: havokpengw1n
...

I said to myself, get outta here...

I had no help, and I ran out of beer!?

  • 01.03.2013 9:37 PM PDT