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Subject: Flood, I need help

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No, this isn't a girl or computer help thread.

I'm bored.

Why is this your problem? It's not, but it is a challenge. You see, I've basically exhausted all of my conventional activities. And if anyone can think outside the box, it's the flood.

So come on, flood. What should I do?

Parameters:
>> Must be legal
>> Must be quick (e.g., I can do it tonight)
>> Must be done from my computer chair (because -blam!- if I'm getting up)

  • 01.03.2013 9:07 PM PDT

"Shall we let the Flood consume our holy city? Turn High Charity into another of their wretched hives? No enemy has ever withstood our might. The Flood, too, shall fail."

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Or shrooms

  • 01.03.2013 9:07 PM PDT
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Posted by: DeltaFiveZero
No, this isn't a girl or computer help thread.

I'm bored.

Why is this your problem? It's not, but it is a challenge. You see, I've basically exhausted all of my conventional activities. And if anyone can think outside the box, it's the flood.

So come on, flood. What should I do?

Parameters:
>> Must be legal
>> Must be quick (e.g., I can do it tonight)
>> Must be done from my computer chair (because -blam!- if I'm getting up)

Fap

[Edited on 01.03.2013 9:08 PM PST]

  • 01.03.2013 9:07 PM PDT

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Posted by: Lifts Her Tail

Posted by: DeltaFiveZero
No, this isn't a girl or computer help thread.

I'm bored.

Why is this your problem? It's not, but it is a challenge. You see, I've basically exhausted all of my conventional activities. And if anyone can think outside the box, it's the flood.

So come on, flood. What should I do?

Parameters:
>> Must be legal
>> Must be quick (e.g., I can do it tonight)
>> Must be done from my computer chair (because -blam!- if I'm getting up)

Fap

Technically that violates the first parameter, and currently it violates the third.

...I wish it didn't violate the second (J/K)

  • 01.03.2013 9:09 PM PDT

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Posted by: DeltaFiveZero
>> Must be legal
>> Must be done from my computer chair (because -blam!- if I'm getting up)


If these weren't parameters you wouldn't be bored

  • 01.03.2013 9:10 PM PDT
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Posted by: DeltaFiveZero

Posted by: Lifts Her Tail

Posted by: DeltaFiveZero
No, this isn't a girl or computer help thread.

I'm bored.

Why is this your problem? It's not, but it is a challenge. You see, I've basically exhausted all of my conventional activities. And if anyone can think outside the box, it's the flood.

So come on, flood. What should I do?

Parameters:
>> Must be legal
>> Must be quick (e.g., I can do it tonight)
>> Must be done from my computer chair (because -blam!- if I'm getting up)

Fap

Technically that violates the first parameter, and currently it violates the third.

...I wish it didn't violate the second (J/K)

Im pretty sure wanking is not illegal.

  • 01.03.2013 9:11 PM PDT

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Posted by: DeltaFiveZero

Posted by: Lifts Her Tail
Fap

Technically that violates the first parameter, and currently it violates the third.

...I wish it didn't violate the second (J/K)

What?

  • 01.03.2013 9:11 PM PDT

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Posted by: jondoe4362

Posted by: DeltaFiveZero
>> Must be legal
>> Must be done from my computer chair (because -blam!- if I'm getting up)


If these weren't parameters you wouldn't be bored

Well they're based more on necessity than any real personal compulsion. There's not a lot I can just go out and do right now.

  • 01.03.2013 9:11 PM PDT

Troll the flood. C' Mon Senior Mythic Member, you can do it!

[Edited on 01.03.2013 9:13 PM PST]

  • 01.03.2013 9:12 PM PDT

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Posted by: Lifts Her Tail

Posted by: DeltaFiveZero

Posted by: Lifts Her Tail

Posted by: DeltaFiveZero
No, this isn't a girl or computer help thread.

I'm bored.

Why is this your problem? It's not, but it is a challenge. You see, I've basically exhausted all of my conventional activities. And if anyone can think outside the box, it's the flood.

So come on, flood. What should I do?

Parameters:
>> Must be legal
>> Must be quick (e.g., I can do it tonight)
>> Must be done from my computer chair (because -blam!- if I'm getting up)

Fap

Technically that violates the first parameter, and currently it violates the third.

...I wish it didn't violate the second (J/K)

Im pretty sure wanking is not illegal.

Well, true. But generally fap = pr0n.

  • 01.03.2013 9:12 PM PDT

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Posted by: DeltaFiveZero

Posted by: jondoe4362

Posted by: DeltaFiveZero
>> Must be legal
>> Must be done from my computer chair (because -blam!- if I'm getting up)


If these weren't parameters you wouldn't be bored

Well they're based more on necessity than any real personal compulsion. There's not a lot I can just go out and do right now.
You could work out or read a book or go for a walk or talk to a girl

  • 01.03.2013 9:13 PM PDT
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6/15/2011 11:39 PM: bobcast [2597260] issued a 3 day ban expiring on 6/18/2011 11:39 PM.
Reason: A Bungie.net Forum Moderator has banned you for violating the code of conduct and/or rules of the forum in the thread below
http://www.bungie.net/Forums/posts.aspx?postID=61704535
Inappropriate. Went a little to far with the butt hole tearing.

Here.

Just fullscreen and enjoy.

edit: turn the lights off

[Edited on 01.03.2013 9:14 PM PST]

  • 01.03.2013 9:14 PM PDT

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Posted by: jondoe4362

Posted by: DeltaFiveZero

Posted by: jondoe4362

Posted by: DeltaFiveZero
>> Must be legal
>> Must be done from my computer chair (because -blam!- if I'm getting up)


If these weren't parameters you wouldn't be bored

Well they're based more on necessity than any real personal compulsion. There's not a lot I can just go out and do right now.
You could work out or read a book or go for a walk or talk to a girl
Problems here include laziness, and it's currently 9:00 at night here.

  • 01.03.2013 9:15 PM PDT

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Posted by: DeltaFiveZero

Posted by: jondoe4362

Posted by: DeltaFiveZero

Posted by: jondoe4362

Posted by: DeltaFiveZero
>> Must be legal
>> Must be done from my computer chair (because -blam!- if I'm getting up)


If these weren't parameters you wouldn't be bored

Well they're based more on necessity than any real personal compulsion. There's not a lot I can just go out and do right now.
You could work out or read a book or go for a walk or talk to a girl
Problems here include laziness, and it's currently 9:00 at night here.

Well then stop being lazy

  • 01.03.2013 9:16 PM PDT

Respect skill, Not rank.

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Posted by: DeltaFiveZero

Posted by: Lifts Her Tail

Posted by: DeltaFiveZero

Posted by: Lifts Her Tail

Posted by: DeltaFiveZero
No, this isn't a girl or computer help thread.

I'm bored.

Why is this your problem? It's not, but it is a challenge. You see, I've basically exhausted all of my conventional activities. And if anyone can think outside the box, it's the flood.

So come on, flood. What should I do?

Parameters:
>> Must be legal
>> Must be quick (e.g., I can do it tonight)
>> Must be done from my computer chair (because -blam!- if I'm getting up)

Fap

Technically that violates the first parameter, and currently it violates the third.

...I wish it didn't violate the second (J/K)

Im pretty sure wanking is not illegal.

Well, true. But generally fap = pr0n.


i'm pretty sure pr0n isn't illegal. and also, you can fap without it.

  • 01.03.2013 9:17 PM PDT

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Posted by: silversleek 117

Posted by: DeltaFiveZero
Well, true. But generally fap = pr0n.


i'm pretty sure pr0n isn't illegal. and also, you can fap without it.

Is if you're a minor. And perhaps we can suggest something other than touching myself?

  • 01.03.2013 9:20 PM PDT

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Delta watch animu.

  • 01.03.2013 9:23 PM PDT

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Posted by: jacobwseibers
Delta watch animu.

Knew you'd say that. But that's a deep pool to jump into. Any reccomended starting points?

FTR I like Katawa Shoujo and Spice and Wolf. Things people normally suggest me, like Fairy Tale or Fruits Basket, are not my cup of tea.

  • 01.03.2013 9:27 PM PDT

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Not sure if someone said it already, but frankly, I don't care.

Fap.

  • 01.03.2013 9:42 PM PDT
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Beat this guy at how fast you can clap for a minute.

Eventually I beat him but it's still a fun thing to show to people.

  • 01.03.2013 9:50 PM PDT