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If you can read this, that means I'm not a Shaolin monk...

yet.

lets share some good times yeah. i got into the series becaiuse of mirandas cleavage. no jokes, thats what made me buy me2 lol, and then me, then me again for a display case, then me again for pc, then me3, then i was sad for the ending.

also, when mording sung to shepard that was hilarious

  • 01.04.2013 4:22 AM PDT
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"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."

  • 01.04.2013 4:23 AM PDT
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The guy's reaction when you want to buy some of the cheap Shepard A.I. in Mass Effect 2.

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  • 01.04.2013 4:24 AM PDT

Good times you say in that case most of ME 1 the other two were -blam!-.

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When Tali was drunk in Mass Effect 3.

  • 01.04.2013 4:24 AM PDT

If you can read this, that means I'm not a Shaolin monk...

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Posted by: ThirstyAvenge
When Tali was drunk in Mass Effect 3.

mate i completely forgot me3 has moments like tht, all i think of when i think me3 is third person cover based shooter with fetch quests and a streamlined shep and a disappointing ending

  • 01.04.2013 4:26 AM PDT

A cornered fox is more dangerous than a jackal.

And from FOX, two phantoms were born.

The Star Child.

  • 01.04.2013 4:27 AM PDT

If you can read this, that means I'm not a Shaolin monk...

yet.


Posted by: What Is This1
Good times you say in that case most of ME 1 the other two were -blam!-.

i can see y u would say that as me1 is very different and i guess in a good way too but i think the adventure in me2 is unique and i like it so yeah

  • 01.04.2013 4:40 AM PDT
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  • 01.04.2013 4:53 AM PDT
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When loads of nerds got really angry about the ending. It was well funny.

  • 01.04.2013 4:56 AM PDT
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"I've had enough of your disingenuous assertions"

  • 01.04.2013 4:57 AM PDT

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'STEEEEEEVE'

'You sure?'

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'Really'

  • 01.04.2013 5:09 AM PDT

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Posted by: ThirstyAvenge
When Tali was drunk in Mass Effect 3.

mate i completely forgot me3 has moments like tht, all i think of when i think me3 is third person cover based shooter with fetch quests and a streamlined shep and a disappointing ending
Yeah, you focus so much on the bad parts of the game, you almost forget that nearly every interesting conversation is taken entirely out of player control!

  • 01.04.2013 5:10 AM PDT
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"Did i ever tell you the Definition of Insanity?"

this.

  • 01.04.2013 5:11 AM PDT

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"I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."

"Your grasp of the obvious is inspiring."

  • 01.04.2013 5:14 AM PDT

If you can read this, that means I'm not a Shaolin monk...

yet.


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Posted by: TheGreenAlloy
Posted by: ThirstyAvenge
When Tali was drunk in Mass Effect 3.

mate i completely forgot me3 has moments like tht, all i think of when i think me3 is third person cover based shooter with fetch quests and a streamlined shep and a disappointing ending
Yeah, you focus so much on the bad parts of the game, you almost forget that nearly every interesting conversation is taken entirely out of player control!

true true, shep turned into an american action hero without my consent

  • 01.04.2013 5:30 AM PDT

If you can read this, that means I'm not a Shaolin monk...

yet.


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hah, whoever wrote the last mission is incompetent

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Australia pulls host over USA fyi

"Or I take off this mask and breath germs all over your nice clean ship!"
Nothing better than bringing an active geth to the trial of a squad-mate, who's accused of bringing active geth to the fleet...

  • 01.04.2013 5:47 AM PDT

Cole

Posted by: ThirstyAvenge
When Tali was drunk in Mass Effect 3.

"emergency induction port."

  • 01.04.2013 6:06 AM PDT

If you can read this, that means I'm not a Shaolin monk...

yet.


Posted by: SniPeng
"Or I take off this mask and breath germs all over your nice clean ship!"
Nothing better than bringing an active geth to the trial of a squad-mate, who's accused of bringing active geth to the fleet...

yeah that was really weird how you could do that

  • 01.04.2013 6:58 AM PDT

RIP Logan ~B.B.

I am the very model of a scientist Salarian

Was very funny in ME2, sad as hell in ME3.

  • 01.04.2013 7:05 AM PDT

The sound of iron shocks is stuck in my head, The thunder of the drums dictates
The rhythm of the falls, the number of dead's the rising of the horns, ahead
From the dawn of time to the end of days I will have to run, away
I want to feel the pain and the bitter taste of the blood on my lips, again

Mass Effect 2, Mordin's loyalty mission. When that Krogan is giving the speech about eating Salarian eggs, and you just shoot the tank and set him on fire.

  • 01.04.2013 7:07 AM PDT

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