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Subject: Everyone turn their TV to HLN

Serious breaking news in. Deer stuck on ice! Pray for the deer.

Discussion time: How will they get the deer off the ice.

  • 01.04.2013 9:32 AM PDT
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Consult A Christmas Story.

  • 01.04.2013 9:32 AM PDT
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Because praying for the deer will totally help.

  • 01.04.2013 9:34 AM PDT

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Posted by: Hotfudge2
Discussion time: How will they get the deer off the ice.

Have a bunch of guys with shotguns around it and fire at it.

[Edited on 01.04.2013 9:36 AM PST]

  • 01.04.2013 9:35 AM PDT
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Posted by: Godless Heathen
Because praying for the deer will totally help.


God will help it you heathen.

  • 01.04.2013 9:37 AM PDT
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Posted by: PrincessCeIestia
Posted by: Hotfudge2
Discussion time: How will they get the deer off the ice.

Have a bunch of guys with shotguns around it and fire at it.


Then you ruin the meat. Just take spear and pierce the heart. No sense in wasting perfectly good meat.

  • 01.04.2013 9:37 AM PDT


Posted by: erac2detsaw2

Posted by: PrincessCeIestia
Posted by: Hotfudge2
Discussion time: How will they get the deer off the ice.

Have a bunch of guys with shotguns around it and fire at it.


Then you ruin the meat. Just take spear and pierce the heart. No sense in wasting perfectly good meat.


It is not deer season anymore in Maine. Which is an illegal activity, which is against the rules.

  • 01.04.2013 9:40 AM PDT

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Watching with my family as we speak lol

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  • 01.04.2013 9:41 AM PDT

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  • 01.04.2013 9:42 AM PDT

Why don't we just share the hill?

No idea what HLN is. Someone stream it! The deer must be saved!

  • 01.04.2013 9:43 AM PDT

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Posted by: PrincessCeIestia
Posted by: Hotfudge2
Discussion time: How will they get the deer off the ice.

Have a bunch of guys with shotguns around it and fire at it.


Then you ruin the meat. Just take spear and pierce the heart. No sense in wasting perfectly good meat.


It is not deer season anymore in Maine. Which is an illegal activity, which is against the rules.

Only if you get caught.

  • 01.04.2013 9:45 AM PDT
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Assuming the ice is frictionless (lol as if) we could try shooting the deer with rubber bullets. Conservation of momentum and all that.

  • 01.04.2013 9:45 AM PDT

How is this even news?! I'm sure there is thousands of animals who end up stuck in ice every year. They are even calling in "experts" to discuss. What!?

  • 01.04.2013 9:51 AM PDT

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Posted by: LJ 248
How is this even news?! I'm sure there is thousands of animals who end up stuck in ice every year. They are even calling in "experts" to discuss. What!?


Slow news day?

  • 01.04.2013 10:15 AM PDT
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Posted by: LJ 248
How is this even news?! I'm sure there is thousands of animals who end up stuck in ice every year. They are even calling in "experts" to discuss. What!?
HLN isn't even a news channel.

  • 01.04.2013 10:22 AM PDT

<(-_-)> Teh mokey is not amused

Better news: Hundreds of polar bears stranded as ice caps melt. Lets go pray for them instead shall we?

  • 01.04.2013 10:24 AM PDT

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You know you don't have a chance.

HLN? Never heard of it.

  • 01.04.2013 10:27 AM PDT


Posted by: Godless Heathen

Posted by: LJ 248
How is this even news?! I'm sure there is thousands of animals who end up stuck in ice every year. They are even calling in "experts" to discuss. What!?
HLN isn't even a news channel.
Yes it is.

  • 01.04.2013 10:36 AM PDT

~Thread-killer~

Shoot the deer. Skin it, quarter it, and use the meat to feed the homeless.

Also, HLN is a joke of a news channel. Nancy Grace and all her ilk are a bunch of damned fools on thet garbage TV station.

[Edited on 01.04.2013 10:41 AM PST]

  • 01.04.2013 10:39 AM PDT
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Posted by: BiII Gates

Posted by: Godless Heathen

Posted by: LJ 248
How is this even news?! I'm sure there is thousands of animals who end up stuck in ice every year. They are even calling in "experts" to discuss. What!?
HLN isn't even a news channel.
Yes it is.
Wow. you're right. i could have sworn it used to be Home & Lifestyle Network or something like that.

  • 01.04.2013 10:41 AM PDT


Posted by: erac2detsaw2

Posted by: PrincessCeIestia
Posted by: Hotfudge2
Discussion time: How will they get the deer off the ice.

Have a bunch of guys with shotguns around it and fire at it.


Then you ruin the meat. Just take spear and pierce the heart. No sense in wasting perfectly good meat.


No slitting the throat is the way forwards, makes the meat much nicer.

  • 01.04.2013 10:42 AM PDT

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Watching TV is pretty much always boring, so no.

  • 01.04.2013 10:49 AM PDT
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Posted by: X ODST dutch X
Watching TV is pretty much always boring, so no.
Do you only get the Golf channel or something?

  • 01.04.2013 10:53 AM PDT

i hate deer

  • 01.04.2013 10:55 AM PDT