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Subject: Upset father hires videogame hit men to kill his son...

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten

lol

  • 01.04.2013 10:41 AM PDT
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Why So Serious?

"I'm gonna go America all over everybody's asses!"
-Charlie, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Hah.

  • 01.04.2013 10:42 AM PDT

Just another day on planet Earth. Humanity is so dumb.

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  • 01.04.2013 10:42 AM PDT

Flood Kids? Lol.

Hi Kenny.

OT: Mr. Feng you are a beast.

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Posted by: spartain ken 15
lol


Where can I find these "hitmen"?

  • 01.04.2013 10:42 AM PDT

Why don't we just share the hill?

I...don't...what?

  • 01.04.2013 10:42 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: bulldog534
I...don't...what?


I think it is funny

  • 01.04.2013 10:43 AM PDT

<(-_-)> Teh mokey is not amused

Mr. Feng," decided to embark on this cyber murder plot as his 23 year old son seemed incapable of pulling himself away from the computer long enough to find a job.
All things considered, this was perfectly warranted, not to mention absolute genius.

  • 01.04.2013 10:44 AM PDT

I am totally doing that if I ever have children.

  • 01.04.2013 10:44 AM PDT

Wheres Meh Sniper?

Youtube page

I hope that's real, because that is awesome!

  • 01.04.2013 10:45 AM PDT
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Are they hiring?

  • 01.04.2013 10:46 AM PDT

In a time long past, the armies of the dark came again to the lands of men. Their leaders became known as the fallen lords, and their terrible sorcery was without equal in the west.
In 30 years they reduced the civilized nations into carrion and ash. Until the free city of Madrigal alone defined them. An army gathered there, and a desperate battle was joined against the fallen
Heros were born in the fire and bloodshed of the wars which followed and their names and deeds will never be forgotten


Posted by: blindx1
I hope that's real, because that is awesome!


It wasn't the Onion so I hope it is real

  • 01.04.2013 10:46 AM PDT

I rule the midnight air, the destroyer, die by my hand, I am Creeping Death.

That's hilarious

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That's actually pretty awesome.

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Foman is my favorite moderator. <3

$10 it is WoW.

  • 01.04.2013 10:47 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

So. Much. Awesome.

  • 01.04.2013 10:49 AM PDT

Posted by: IrIsHmAn04
no its legit, i used coordinates, set weapon timers the works.

LOL! That dad is awesome.

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Hahahahahaha, oh man, my sides! xD

  • 01.04.2013 10:50 AM PDT
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Do not waste your tears, I was not born to watch the world grow dim. Life is not measured in years, but by the deeds of men.

Posted by: goldhawk
We should know better, because we are better.

Joke's on you! He plays campaign.

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This story sounds too ridiculous to be true. Also I was disappointed they didn't mention what game it was.

  • 01.04.2013 10:51 AM PDT
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-Me

That was actually pretty smart

  • 01.04.2013 10:53 AM PDT

We mouth the vilest sacrament
And adhere to these tacit skirmishes
All for one day ideal and saffron-drenched
We ate each other's hearts out of serving dishes

Posted by: A Good Troll
$10 it is WoW.


Nah, too easy to get away from attackers in WoW. Especially if you just go to your factions major cities. No way these guys could keep repeatedly killing him unless he's retarded.

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Gotta love china

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Posted by: BenderIsKing
Posted by: A Good Troll
$10 it is WoW.


Nah, too easy to get away from attackers in WoW. Especially if you just go to your factions major cities. No way these guys could keep repeatedly killing him unless he's retarded.

Don't know if they changed it in Panda expansion, but if you have one guy camping the body and one guy camping the spirit ressurection spot, you used to be pretty much screwed and couldn't play until they left.

Obviously this is outside of faction cities and on a pvp world.

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  • 01.04.2013 11:08 AM PDT

If I ever get AIDS, I'm going to sleep with another AIDS person so my AIDS cancel each other out, or I'm going to make the AIDS I already have worse.

That is hilarious.

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