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Subject: Upset father hires videogame hit men to kill his son...

Made my day! XD

[Edited on 01.04.2013 11:11 AM PST]

  • 01.04.2013 11:10 AM PDT

Go, Mr. Feng!

  • 01.04.2013 11:12 AM PDT

1. Half-Life 2
2. Mass Effect 3
3. Mass Effect 2
4. Tie between Halo 3 and CoD4
5. Medal of Honor or Spec Ops: The Line

"You can be larger than life. But you can't be larger than death."

-blam!- brilliant.

  • 01.04.2013 11:41 AM PDT

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Posted by: Binman59
I am totally doing that if I ever have children.

  • 01.04.2013 11:43 AM PDT

He threw down a glove you made the mistake
Of picking it up now you're gone
The choosing of guns or fighting with swords
The choice of weapons is done
He'll tear you apart as soon as you start
You know you don't have a chance.

"No... I am your father!"

  • 01.04.2013 11:45 AM PDT

Now when you said video game hitman i thought...

  • 01.04.2013 11:46 AM PDT

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That wouldn't discourage me, I would just try to get better.

  • 01.04.2013 11:48 AM PDT

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Yeah! Violence!

  • 01.04.2013 11:49 AM PDT
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According to a Popular Science report from 2009, video game addiction bootcamps have become popular among some Chinese parents who believe that sending their kids to treatment programs staffed by soldiers of the People's Liberation Army will help them overcome their Internet addictions.

Woah.

  • 01.04.2013 11:50 AM PDT

It's not my fault, I was just trying to tie my shoe!

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Wow.

The funny thing is that it actually worked, but not in the way he intended.

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  • 01.04.2013 11:51 AM PDT
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This is China, so of course they have people to prove he is WEAK and they are much BETTER. lol.

Win overall.

  • 01.04.2013 11:52 AM PDT
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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

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That's awesome.

  • 01.04.2013 11:55 AM PDT
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This is too funny.

  • 01.04.2013 11:56 AM PDT
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Dude, that dad guy is a BEAST.

  • 01.04.2013 11:57 AM PDT

Pass the controller bro

Made me laugh pretty good.

  • 01.04.2013 11:58 AM PDT
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Sounds like an Arby 'n the Chief episode.

  • 01.04.2013 11:59 AM PDT

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"There is nothing better in the world than being better at a video game than someone else....oh wait"

I actually thought he hired hit men that are from video games to kill his son.

  • 01.04.2013 11:59 AM PDT
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Lady Astor: "If I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Winston Churchill: "If I were your husband I'd drink it !"

Absolute legend

  • 01.04.2013 12:03 PM PDT

That was awesome.

  • 01.04.2013 12:04 PM PDT

This is why everyone sucks on Call of Duty. Video Game Hitmen are running around killing the wrong people.

  • 01.04.2013 12:08 PM PDT

Shakes Magic 8 Ball

I'll agree with the dad on this one, kudos for the intuitive way to try and get your son.

  • 01.04.2013 12:12 PM PDT

Me gusta

Thats the coolest thing i have ever heard.

  • 01.04.2013 12:15 PM PDT

I know everything, I've just forgotten most of it.

Also, my XBL Gamertag is 'Wenggh', not 'A Stolen Fruit'.

That's absolute genius XD

  • 01.04.2013 12:19 PM PDT

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