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Subject: What professions could video game characters have

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

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I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

if they weren't in the games?

Cole is easy, he'd go back to Thrash Ball, whatever that is. But what about Marcus? What if Master Chief was forcibly retired from the UNSC Navy? What then? Samus owns her own business, being a bounty hunter and all, but what if she lost her license? Do you think Mario could go back to plumbing after being a hero?

So, take a game character and tell us what they could do if their gaming profession was taken away.

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Mario could be a plumber.

I'm so original.

  • 01.04.2013 11:37 AM PDT

Proud Spartan II, COG soldier, Hero of time, and crowbar wielding scientist.

Gordon Freeman.

A scientist.

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Sonic could be a very successful Olympic athlete.

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Chief could be a forklift.

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Alan Wake is still a writer

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Doctor Ivo Robotnik would be a very successful scientist/engineer who would develop machines for the government and the army.

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Posted by: MyNameIsCharlie
Marcus?

Professional Brumak rider and Beserker wrestler.

Master Chief
Training PMCs.

Samus
Manager of her business and trainer to the new recruits.

Mario
Yes. Pretty sure he's tired of fighting Bowser and all the big bads in the world and being told that his princess is in another castle.

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1. Half-Life 2
2. Mass Effect 3
3. Mass Effect 2
4. Tie between Halo 3 and CoD4
5. Medal of Honor or Spec Ops: The Line

"You can be larger than life. But you can't be larger than death."

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Pac-Man could go into addictions counselling.

I fear Bayonetta would end up doing comic convention appearances and signing autographs for 5 buck a pop.

The Elusive Man is a shoe in for The Surgeon General position.

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Generalizations.
Helping idiots hate other idiots since people have existed.

Master Chief would become a powerlifter.

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Master Chief could sell out and write about his military life, then when money really starts to get tight he promotes his own portable grilling machine

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Mercenaries
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Jason Brody the lady-lover

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Driven by success.
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Sub-Zero would be an ice-cream man, or someone who sells snow cones.
Ezio would be a window cleaner, or any of the other protagonists in Assassin's Creed.
Baraka would be a chef.
Dr. Gordon Freeman would be a scientist.

  • 01.04.2013 11:51 AM PDT

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Gordon Freeman.

A scientist.


Hey! I was gonna say that!

  • 01.04.2013 11:56 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

I see Marcus opening a gym. Dom's Gym. It would be named after his bromance...

  • 01.04.2013 11:57 AM PDT

Master Chief could work for Meals on Wheels ._.

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I'm sure we all know what kind of job most Tera characters would have.

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47, Hitman.

  • 01.04.2013 11:59 AM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Jax would be a pretty good chiropractor...

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So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-Gandalf

Master Chief would be in the army.

  • 01.04.2013 12:45 PM PDT

More awesome than a shark high-fiving a bear during an explosion...IN SPACE.

Master Chief.

A soldier.

  • 01.04.2013 12:46 PM PDT

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Master Chief = Master Chef

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