- MyNameIsCharlie
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- Fabled Mythic Member
Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.
Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
Now, we all know who could have any job, I mean ANY job he wanted. He could do anything. Provided he was ordered to...
RAMIREZ! OUR STOCK IS DOWN! WRITE UP A MARKETING STRATEGY THAT WILL GET OUR STOCK PRICE UP!
RAMIREZ! THAT WOMAN IS GOING TO DELIVER! GET THAT BABY OUT OF HER AND INTO AN INCUBATOR!
RAMIREZ! THAT HOUSE ISN'T GONNA BUILD ITSELF! GRAB THAT HAMMER AND PUT THAT WALL UP!
See? Ramirez is the best man for any job.