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Subject: What professions could video game characters have

I think I love you...

Cortana would be forced into becoming the new Google search engine.

  • 01.04.2013 12:48 PM PDT

Corvo could be a bodyguard.

  • 01.04.2013 12:52 PM PDT

Survive until the red dawn rises, when we have spilled the blood of our enemies.

does anyone remember Jimmy the overly touchy orderly from SCRUBS? Well this is Mike, the overly sneaky chiropractor.

  • 01.04.2013 12:52 PM PDT

Samus is a bounty hunter by day and stripper by night.

Mario is the head chef at a fine dining Italian restaurant.

MC works in a gun store teaching people how to properly use one.

Luigi is a bus boy at Mario's restaurant.



  • 01.04.2013 12:57 PM PDT

Link could be a Blacksmith, he would be awesome at forging weapons.

  • 01.04.2013 1:00 PM PDT

I'm LITERALLY better than Tim Tebow
Posted by: XxLordo4Xx
Better than Tebow.


San Francisco 49ers
XVI - XIX - XXIII - XXIV - XXIX

Jon Runyan = New Jersey representative

  • 01.04.2013 1:03 PM PDT
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Without The Flood, I wouldn't know what an opinion is.

Posted by: BigBadBull94
Cortana would be forced into becoming the new Google search engine.
Or the new Siri.

  • 01.04.2013 1:06 PM PDT

Posted by: BLZL
Posted by: BigBadBull94
Cortana would be forced into becoming the new Google search engine.
Or the new Siri.

Or the new Virtual Mate, if you know what I mean.

[Edited on 01.04.2013 1:21 PM PST]

  • 01.04.2013 1:21 PM PDT

I am the Carpet man they talk about... I jump from star to star, I walk it out.

Posted by: john5550
Jason Brody: Taxidermist
Brilliant.

  • 01.04.2013 1:23 PM PDT

it's just me against the world


Posted by: TopWargamer
Master Chief = Master Chef


This.
Welcome to Chief's Kitchen, and his Sous Chefs Cortana and The Arbiter.

  • 01.04.2013 1:42 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

Now, we all know who could have any job, I mean ANY job he wanted. He could do anything. Provided he was ordered to...

RAMIREZ! OUR STOCK IS DOWN! WRITE UP A MARKETING STRATEGY THAT WILL GET OUR STOCK PRICE UP!

RAMIREZ! THAT WOMAN IS GOING TO DELIVER! GET THAT BABY OUT OF HER AND INTO AN INCUBATOR!

RAMIREZ! THAT HOUSE ISN'T GONNA BUILD ITSELF! GRAB THAT HAMMER AND PUT THAT WALL UP!

See? Ramirez is the best man for any job.

  • 01.04.2013 1:45 PM PDT

There's a word for what I am, but I can't pronounce it.

BFA, CCS - olde and bony & one minute musings.

Cole Phelps could star in Mad Men.

  • 01.04.2013 1:56 PM PDT

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