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Subject: FPS Russia almost died

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skip to 3:32

basically he was showing off a suit case gun (watch the entire vid if you want to know more)

[Edited on 01.04.2013 1:37 PM PST]

  • 01.04.2013 1:34 PM PDT
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You can link directly to the time you want.

Here.

  • 01.04.2013 1:35 PM PDT
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Direct link to 3:32.

  • 01.04.2013 1:36 PM PDT

He is a Professional Russian so he'll be okay if something like that becomes fatal.

  • 01.04.2013 1:36 PM PDT
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He's wearing the perfect shirt for that.

  • 01.04.2013 1:37 PM PDT

Wheres Meh Sniper?

Youtube page

Crazy how close that shrapnel came.

  • 01.04.2013 1:37 PM PDT

People think it was added in by a computer, I lol at them.

  • 01.04.2013 1:37 PM PDT

"So- So this means Im just going to be miserable for the rest of time?!"

"No. This means that you have to live life to the fullest. You have one life, live it well. Make sure you die without regrets. Get a new life, new mate, new family. You, out of all people, don't deserve a terrible fate of misery like that. Having nothing to look forward to is good. It makes sure you want to keep on going. Living is a right, not a privilege."

Holy crap.

  • 01.04.2013 1:37 PM PDT

Subject: If you saw a meteor coming toward Earth, what would you do?Posted by: juniorbandit96
Butter my ass, turn around, spread open my butt cheeks, and say "Right here mutha-blam!-a!!"

Join Planetary Annihilation and Speed Haven

I would have peed right there.

  • 01.04.2013 1:37 PM PDT
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Holy -blam!-.

  • 01.04.2013 1:38 PM PDT

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Posted by: Deadlock v3
People think it was added in by a computer, I lol at them.


IKR?

  • 01.04.2013 1:38 PM PDT

Studies show that men think about sex every 7 seconds. I do my best to eat hotdogs in under 6, just so things don't get weird.

Please allow me to introduce Myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith

I saw this a couple of days ago. That'll teach him to be so nonchalant about nearby explosions.

There is a reason why Mythbusters move so far away.

  • 01.04.2013 1:39 PM PDT

I watched that yesterday.

  • 01.04.2013 1:39 PM PDT

Lt. Dan I brought you some ice cream. Lt. Dan.. ice creaaam!

Maybe that will teach him to not be such a redneck.

  • 01.04.2013 1:40 PM PDT

:)

Well all the explosions he makes were going to catch up to him at one point...

Y'know, because he's not really Russian...

  • 01.04.2013 1:40 PM PDT

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Posted by: markwil1992
Maybe that will teach him to not be such a redneck.


I'll admit, i lol'd

  • 01.04.2013 1:40 PM PDT

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Posted by: ravingmasher626
Well all the explosions he makes were going to catch up to him at one point...

Y'know, because he's not really Russian...


where does he live then?

  • 01.04.2013 1:42 PM PDT
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Bungie doesn't like French on their site.

That would have been painful..

  • 01.04.2013 1:42 PM PDT

Love metal? / Play an instrument?
Zuneman loves me

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You look like a handsome drug dealer


Posted by: BuzzKill9009

Posted by: ravingmasher626
Well all the explosions he makes were going to catch up to him at one point...

Y'know, because he's not really Russian...


where does he live then?
His name is Kyle and he lives in Georgia.

  • 01.04.2013 1:43 PM PDT
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Posted by: blindx1
Crazy how close that shrapnel came.


CGI close?


Nah just kidding, i guess next episode will be protection gear.

  • 01.04.2013 1:44 PM PDT

I am the God Emprah of Mankind.

Deal with it.


Posted by: BuzzKill9009

Posted by: ravingmasher626
Well all the explosions he makes were going to catch up to him at one point...

Y'know, because he's not really Russian...


where does he live then?

Alabama or Georgia, somewhere in the south. It was in an older video.

I wonder if he's finally going to stop pretending explosions are toys after this.

  • 01.04.2013 1:44 PM PDT

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Posted by: iRdACheef619
That would have been painful..


yes it would've

  • 01.04.2013 1:45 PM PDT
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Guy is a moron.

Hurr let's glamourize guns so they're more appealing to naive people by shooting videogame consoles and barrels disguised as 'zombies' with assault rifles. Might as well put on a fake russian accent while I'm at it.

  • 01.04.2013 1:46 PM PDT

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Posted by: Assassin 11D7

Posted by: BuzzKill9009

Posted by: ravingmasher626
Well all the explosions he makes were going to catch up to him at one point...

Y'know, because he's not really Russian...


where does he live then?

Alabama or Georgia, somewhere in the south. It was in an older video.

I if he's finally going to stop pretending explosions are toys after this.


wouldnt be surprised

  • 01.04.2013 1:46 PM PDT

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Posted by: Burpees
Guy is a moron.

Hurr let's glamourize guns so they're more appealing to naive people by shooting videogame consoles and barrels disguised as 'zombies' with rifles. Might as well put on a fake russian accent while I'm at it.


except it wasnt an assault rifle. It was a regular semi-automatic rifle

  • 01.04.2013 1:47 PM PDT